I'd rather have Draco Malfoy as prez 65 comments
ggthegiraffe
· 9 years ago
A rabid raccoon
6
A very common gender inequality that rarely makes headlines 27 comments
ggthegiraffe
· 9 years ago
I see your point guest,but the excessive swearing makes it harder to take you seriously.
▼
Piano cat is ready to play 5 comments
This is a treasure. 69 comments
ggthegiraffe
· 9 years ago
You can think whatever you want. In case you haven't noticed: I don't care. Pieces of shit like you will die off soon enough.
This is a treasure. 69 comments
ggthegiraffe
· 9 years ago
Flamingduckballs,I never say this,but how bout YOU drink bleach? One less ignorant homophobe slowly destroying the planet...sincerely,a bisexual who's FED UP with being hated.
This is a treasure. 69 comments
ggthegiraffe
· 9 years ago
Well,aren't you just a ray of sunshine? Pardon my sarcasm
2
·
Edited 9 years ago
This is a treasure. 69 comments
ggthegiraffe
· 9 years ago
"People ask how we met,and I tell 'em,I say "I fell asleep on a train and woke up staring at the love of my life." Then they ask did ya know? Know what? Everything fate had in store for me? Back then,I had no idea. The only thing I knew was that I was staring at the prettiest set of blue eyes I've ever seen North of Mississippi,and I wanted to wake up to them again. So I just did that. And twenty years later,that feeling still hasn't gone away. And I don't know if that's true love or fairy tale love. Hell,I don't even know if that's real love. I just know it's my love. Our love. And I'm just grateful fate took this Private for a ride that day. That,I could fall asleep with a prince,and wake up to live my happily ever after."
31
This is a treasure. 69 comments
ggthegiraffe
· 9 years ago
Aww,how cute and sweet!
Btw,I feel like I'm the only one who can actually tell what it says o.o
38
·
Edited 9 years ago
Btw,I feel like I'm the only one who can actually tell what it says o.o
This school is crazy 41 comments
Don't know what this is... But I want it 10 comments
Perfect for you and your BFF 10 comments
My brain every time I make a male friend 13 comments
ggthegiraffe
· 9 years ago
This is my brain every time I make a female friend...especially if that friend is twice my freaking age..
20
Mom Doesn't Know What's Going On 6 comments
I have a weird rabbit 15 comments
ggthegiraffe
· 9 years ago
"What is life? Is it nothing more than the endless search for a cutie mark? And what is a cutie mark but a constant reminder that we're all only one bugbear attack away from oblivion? And what of the poor gator, flank forever blank, destined to an existential swim down the river of life to an unknowable destiny?"
16
