Gilbonzo

gilbonzo


Hey, I'm Gilbonzo Fig-Cheesecake of Radioactive Derps on Instagram, but call me Bonzo. I enjoy long walks on the beach and funkalicious dancing with my homies.

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Just what. 28 comments
gilbonzo · 10 years ago
The fuck? Was it weird rabbit incest or something? They're CHILDREN rabbits!
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Dafuq did I just watch? 8 comments
gilbonzo · 10 years ago
That was fantastic.
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Johnny Bravo was a good show 3 comments
gilbonzo · 10 years ago
I never understood why he couldn't get a date, but now I see that he is in fact a douchebag. I say (and please forgive me) "Bravo" to all the ladies that turned him down.
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Creepy clown story 41 comments
gilbonzo · 10 years ago
Nice point. Anyway, the whole Netflix dilemma sucks, but we can wait together! Only ten or so more months, right? Holy Castiel, who am I kidding, I can't wait. I need to know what happens with this new Ezekiel folk and Destiel and Sam's hair! And do they purify Crowley? Crap too many questions.
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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea 30 comments
gilbonzo · 10 years ago
Squeegee Marley Quadrilateral Trousers. Works for me.
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P*do 7 comments
gilbonzo · 10 years ago
I've been giggling about this for five minutes, while lying on my kitchen floor, which I have been doing for twenty minutes. Hm.
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Meanwhile on tumblr 4 comments
gilbonzo · 10 years ago
I choked.
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THEYVE COME 55 comments
gilbonzo · 10 years ago
You are surrounded by a mystical blue fuzz...are you magic?
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THEYVE COME 55 comments
gilbonzo · 10 years ago
Was it just me or was the FunSubstance username surrounded by a glorious halo of gentle blue haze?
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I do care =D 397 comments
gilbonzo · 10 years ago
I love Psych! How was the musical? I haven't even able to watch it yet, just reruns...no cable.
I do care =D 397 comments
gilbonzo · 10 years ago
Sorry, what book series?
I do care =D 397 comments
gilbonzo · 10 years ago
Just a heads-up: unlyricallylyrics is a Leviathan, so watch out...
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I do care =D 397 comments
gilbonzo · 10 years ago
Sorry, what's BDSM?
I do care =D 397 comments
gilbonzo · 10 years ago
My name is Gilbonzo Fig-Cheesecake, aka Bonzo. I'm part of Radioactive Derps (@radioactive_derps on Instagram). So yep.
B*tch, I'm a bus 6 comments
gilbonzo · 10 years ago
Anybody else sing this?
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Creepy clown story 41 comments
gilbonzo · 10 years ago
I don't know either. I'm assuming the Leviathan all died...they were all too stupid to survive without Dick (no offense, lyrics), and the Winchesters did have angels on their side...I'm gonna stick with extinction.
Creepy clown story 41 comments
gilbonzo · 10 years ago
...how are you even still here, anyway? My boys killed Roman, doesn't killing the roots kill the rest of the plant?
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Creepy clown story 41 comments
gilbonzo · 10 years ago
...wanna see this really cool sword I have? It's real good at slicing through neck, and even the stickiest black goo wipes right off! I bet you'd love it...
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A vet with a big heart 24 comments
gilbonzo · 10 years ago
When my guinea pig died at the vet several years ago, the entire staff signed a card and sent us back a little plaster "handprint" with her name and date of death on the back.
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Creepy clown story 41 comments
gilbonzo · 10 years ago
Meowiamacat, do you watch Supernatural? There's one episode in particular that shows you just how to get rid of those kinds of clowns. Man, those ones are such problems.
Creepy clown story 41 comments
gilbonzo · 10 years ago
Unlyricallylyrics, do you mind if I test you with some holy water, a silver knife, dead man's blood, and a security camera? I can't be friends with monsters.
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Creepy clown story 41 comments
gilbonzo · 10 years ago
I can't be the only one terrified by that picture, right? I mean, clowns are some scary motherfuckers, but that picture is unnecessary.
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Courage 22 comments
gilbonzo · 10 years ago
Cherokee, that's your personal belief. Jews and Muslims and atheists and etc. don't share that belief. The Constitution says "separation of church and state", which is why public schools can't say prayers aloud. There are obviously a lot of errors in the PoA, so I have written a more accurate revision:
"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America
And to the deteriorating republic for which it once stood, one nation, under its insatiable government, with liberty and justice for all who are rich, white, and heterosexual."
What do you guys think?
Courage 22 comments
gilbonzo · 10 years ago
Every public school in America, I believe. (Not trying to sound condescending, but I think it's mandatory for schools.)
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Courage 22 comments
gilbonzo · 10 years ago
I've been doing this for the past year, and my French teacher keeps getting frustrated when I don't stand. Why do we have to pledge our allegiance to a piece of fabric, anyway? I'm sitting out until EVERYONE in this country, and I mean EVERY SINGLE PERSON, has exactly equal rights.