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graffyn_guy · 3 years ago
This post implies that people just put whole cloves of garlic into their stew, which makes me deeply uncomfortable
Ah yes... The Wrackspurts 1 comments
graffyn_guy · 3 years ago
I feel like there's a good chance he would at least try it on when he got back to his private chamber
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Making good use of my pregnancy this Halloween 5 comments
graffyn_guy · 3 years ago
I apologize. Suffice to say that I... grossly misread your message.
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Making good use of my pregnancy this Halloween 5 comments
graffyn_guy · 3 years ago
Thor from Avengers: Endgame
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BioShock infinite opening 3 comments
graffyn_guy · 3 years ago
Twix marketing plays up the joke that the left bar and right bar are vastly different (one advertisement shows them supposedly being made in separate factories) when in reality they're exactly the same. This tweet posits the scenario of a study being done to see if people can guess which bar they are given, even though, again, there's zero difference. Essentially, it's a 50/50 shot. Getting it correct over 300 times is technically plausible because of probability, but practically speaking, it's impossible.
tl;dr the joke is about someone correctly guessing which half of a chocolate bar they're given, when both halves are identical.
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Sugar, ****e and 2 comments
graffyn_guy · 3 years ago
"Spic" is a racial slur, and Funsubstance titles filter curse words and slurs. It's why the title "Look at this butterfly I found" comes out as "Look at this ****erfly I found".
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Absurd divergent nonchalant Ibex 3 comments
graffyn_guy · 3 years ago
Now we just need the Umbrella Academy one and the trinity will be complete
Absurd divergent nonchalant Ibex 3 comments
graffyn_guy · 3 years ago
Now we just need the Umbrella Academy one and the trinity will be complete
bread 5 comments
graffyn_guy · 3 years ago
No!
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Yeah boi 5 comments
graffyn_guy · 3 years ago
Damn, bro. Nice clock.
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This cat's position 6 comments
graffyn_guy · 3 years ago
"I'll not stand idly by while a dog burns my hold and slaughters my people!"
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If we had cat eyes and they had human eyes... Scary 2 comments
graffyn_guy · 3 years ago
A human with cat eyes is a lot more creepy than a cat with human eyes. Human teeth, on the other hand...
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The fat boy played nothing but waifu simulators 2 comments
graffyn_guy · 3 years ago
I don't know who he is but I'd bet he's playing Subnautica.
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Cats can have a little toast 4 comments
graffyn_guy · 3 years ago
Could be tuna. Or it could be the rest of the sandwich the cat's was cut from.
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Well, it's still a win, right? 3 comments
graffyn_guy · 3 years ago
Both are men you should aspire to be.
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Terry is back 12 comments
graffyn_guy · 4 years ago
Yeah, but you need the other one to actually get the stealth advantage. You can't attune to one boot.
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This is another rock but not in a museum. 5 comments
graffyn_guy · 4 years ago
pork belly...
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An inn 2 comments
graffyn_guy · 4 years ago
I believe it's called Houshi (or Hoshi) Ryokan. It's located in the Ishikawa Prefecture in Japan.
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You design everything 3 comments
graffyn_guy · 4 years ago
I'm pretty sure it would not work as a business if they just made whatever they want. I'm assuming the "We Design Everything" option starts with the customer telling them what they want, and then the company doing everything from there. Whereas the "We Design, You Advise" option lets the customer have input during the design process as well.
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Breaking bad 6 comments
graffyn_guy · 4 years ago
The movie Chef. No explanation necessary. Watch it.
It's nearing 2020 and you still just a broke, borderline alcoholic, fat shit 4 comments
graffyn_guy · 4 years ago
Well... I'm not an alcoholic, at least. Can't stand the stuff.
Wait a minute 7 comments
graffyn_guy · 4 years ago
Because you can't see the milk in the bowl through all the cereal, but they still have to make it clear that it's supposed to be eaten with milk
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Pretty much happens at my house too 7 comments
graffyn_guy · 4 years ago
It's a common type of joke. Very, very few people are actually like this. And most of the time, when they are, it's due to mental illness and it usually no fault of their own.
I saw my first black comedies with my grandmother 2 comments
graffyn_guy · 4 years ago
Tom Cruise is my grandmother. How dare you!
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We on a budget baby 7 comments
graffyn_guy · 4 years ago
An empty box is better than Disney+. If there's something on it you want to watch, pirate it. Don't support exploitative business practices.