Mastur Cheef

h3lltroop3r


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Day 89 of your daily dose of cute: Any ideas for my 100th submission? 44 comments
h3lltroop3r · 9 years ago
Then you, my friend, are a wonderful human.
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I decided to give it a try 92 comments
h3lltroop3r · 9 years ago
"and his priority was to move as far away from here" Pretty much.
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Starring in movies 3 comments
h3lltroop3r · 9 years ago
Since I started watching Parks and Rec, I love every single post with Aziz Ansari.
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Fly solo 12 comments
h3lltroop3r · 9 years ago
That would literally be the best thing to happen to me.
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So I heard some of you guys like owls 5 comments
h3lltroop3r · 9 years ago
Is he wearing Jayne's hat? It looks like he's wearing Jayne's hat...
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*Tom Hiddleston taking bow off* 36 comments
h3lltroop3r · 9 years ago
Given that Malcolm Reynolds would be under my tree, I'd probably just get a "Hey"
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Star Wars VII - The Force Awakens Official Teaser Trailer 7 comments
h3lltroop3r · 9 years ago
I came from every orifice.
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The learning system 20 comments
h3lltroop3r · 9 years ago
This is perfect.
Toilet paper has never looked better 10 comments
h3lltroop3r · 9 years ago
This just seems pointless. No matter what character you put on my toilet roll, it won't change the fact I'm wiping my arse with it.
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Desert and woman 4 comments
h3lltroop3r · 9 years ago
What the fuck is wrong with her eyes?
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Sarcastic bear 3 comments
h3lltroop3r · 9 years ago
I like this. I like this a lot. I officially hearby awesomely declare this the newest meme. Sarcastic Grizzly or some shit.
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Wait a minute.... 12 comments
h3lltroop3r · 9 years ago
Nathan... Fillion... He is so perfect.
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Exorcise IE 6 comments
h3lltroop3r · 9 years ago
Dirty knees
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One of my favorite actors 23 comments
h3lltroop3r · 9 years ago
Watch how I soar.
One of my favorite actors 23 comments
h3lltroop3r · 9 years ago
Right there with you. Fucking love him as Wash.
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Untitled 8 comments
h3lltroop3r · 9 years ago
1) I may have fucked up a Spaceballs quote. 2) That was beautiful.
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Untitled 8 comments
h3lltroop3r · 9 years ago
LUDACRIS SPEED
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It's missing a few, but it is true 33 comments
h3lltroop3r · 10 years ago
Firefly not only fucked up my social life, but my sleeping pattern, too
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sorry for the long post 40 comments
h3lltroop3r · 10 years ago
Why not reference Firefly in the brown section?
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Your Star Wars Name 175 comments
h3lltroop3r · 10 years ago
I got Smijo Smbar and my partner got Bunic Buman...
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How a horseshoe crab moves. 30 comments
h3lltroop3r · 10 years ago
Was this found in Satan's aquariam?
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I hate these types of couples... With a passion 19 comments
h3lltroop3r · 10 years ago
That's one of the most annoying things.
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I hate these types of couples... With a passion 19 comments
h3lltroop3r · 10 years ago
I don't really know. I'm guessing it's her dumb way of saying 28 days...
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