Azerbaijani, 'yay.' (Glad they're excited for it)

Technically, that's a lamia. But yeah, it is probably the first thing people think of when you mention 'snake with tits.'

Alex Jones is no more. Say hello to Geronimo Frost the Totally Cool Gay Frog.

Looks like a heck of a time.

Thank you, right when it was needed, Justin Thyme.

Feathers can't melt steel beams.

Considered to be one the staple magical girl (mahou shoujo) series, Carcaptor Sakura focuses on the eponymous character and her quest to (re)capture powerful magical cards known as Clow Cards. Aside from that, the series also explores all kinds of love (yes, even the dreaded adult/child romance - it's not creepy, I promise) But Tomoyo's love for Sakura really stands out. She loves and admires her deeply, but knows Sakura will never feel the same way. So, she finds happiness in being Sakura's confidant and by helping and supporting her anyway she can; this even includes aiding Sakura's own romantic pursuits. (It's funny though; if she were a boy, some people today might call her a simp)

Hole-y crud, that's deep.

Indonesian, 'jam.' (They either like to party, or they're constantly stuck)

Damn luters, they make peaceful prim players look bad.

Or wet dreams, depending on who you ask.

Try Wolfram Alpha. Supposedly it's better.

Maori, 'whakatetetete.' (No, you didn't have a stroke)

My money's on the sexy one.

This seems a bit fishy. Let's hope no fowl play is involved.

It requires a lot of gay-nergy.