"K, there's this dude Ares... Mars. Uranus. Pfft! No one's gonna take that seriously... Caelus. And Aphrodite, too long, Venus. Yeah it rhymes 'penis,' but who's gonna notice?"

You're probably not alone. In truth, the title could have been better, maybe something like "The Hero We Need Right Now."

But where did you go? And for that matter, where did you come from? (I'm sure countless others have made this joke, but I had to get it out. I apologize)

That'd be great. I don't a lot about it, so it'd be a nice opportunity to familiarize myself with the lore.

Oh, I know this one, except it was apple instead of banana. You know, apples and oranges.

That IS the truth; unless they're actually bizarro sperm.

I don't mind being in charge of OC, but dictator might be a bit much. OC Overseer is good enough.

Oh, I don't think you need to worry about him sharing his wealth.