I'm also not digging the new PvP content.

You have forgotten yourself, and so forgotten this cat.

Ultraman is pretty obscure. This cat knows their stuff.

My stomach kinda hurts at the moment, so somewhere between 7 and 8.

For some, this may hit a little too close to home.

Are you currently satisfied?

Can't even afford to die these days.

I shouldn't smile... It's not the Jedi way.

I shocked when I found out, too.

She doesn't need a kiss to turn into a princess.

So, was there a Bitchface Malone I and II?

Useful for distiguishing the rub zone from the humper.

It's even worse when the cheese decides to do it.

Froggo is baffled by these particular circumstances.

I wonder where Terry got that hat from.

So a frog put themselves in another frog, so you can frog while you frog.

I don't know about you, but this is my headcannon for what @hermionegranger will look like when she grows up. While Yugioh has no shortage of lady spellcasters, I feel like Witchcrafter Genni — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Witchcrafter_Genni — comes closest to Hermione, at least in terms of looks, even if the latter uses a wand not a staff, and doesn't wear glasses.
I considered making her an EARTH monster, since Hermione is very down to earth, but FIRE probably works better since it's the Gryffindor element, and she did use fire spells on occasion.
And yeah, Spellbook — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Spellbook — is a real archetype in Yugioh. And there are a few Library cards, like Royal Magical Library — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Royal_Magical_Library —, as well as some Potion cards, like Brutal Potion —https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Brutal_Potion —.

It won't end wars, hunger, or disease. But hopefully they'll make someone smile for a few seconds.

"Every day it gets a little bit easier. But you have to do it every day; that's the hard part."
‐ a monke on a show about a talking horse

Looks good. Would mlem.

What happens if the frog winks?

The downside is no siblings to blame stuff on.

My... precious...