I get the the feeling the tweet was actually made by Patrick Star.

Damn. Worms AND rage comics? What year is it?

Hopefully the treasure isn't cursed.

Y'arrr, me hearties! It be that time o' year again. And lest any land lubbing bilge rats among ye think froggos don't be getting up to any bucannerin', think again: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/543271/froggo-fren-12-talk-like-a-pirate-days-special/

"That you, John Wayne? Is this me?"

She does throw her tiara, so throwing a shield shouldn't be too hard for her to get the hang of.

Reference: https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/4499a895-acdb-45f0-ab19-b19c231471a3/gif

But... People DO eat scorpions, crickets, and even roaches.

Alright, but Monmusume isn't an isekai.

Think it'll come in handy?

Well, Heron of Alexandria invented a steam-powered device roughly 1700 years before the Industrial Revolution. No one thought it would catch on, though.

Meh, Miura Anjin (aka William Adams) predates him by about 300 years.

No, it's not made with frogs. But it is, perhaps unsurprisingly, a French beer, Parisian to be exact.

I'm sure everyone has at least heard of Oktoberfest. But for those unfamiliar, it's a celebration originating in Munich, Bavaria involving food, parades, and of course beer. More specifically, Oktoberfest beer, which is a special type of beer call Märzenbier (March beer) brewed only in said city.
Having been held in Munich since 1810, it's considered an integral part of the city's heritage. However, its observance is not restricted to Munich alone, and beer-lovers around partake with their version of the festival.
The festivities begin in Mid September (this year, 2023, on the 16th) and end in early October. (Feels like it should be called Septemberfest theb, but eh chunging beer doesn't leave much room for sensible naming.)

Thing is, that's totally something Usagi would say.

Why must you call me out now that it's starting to affect me as well?

I bet Froppy makes the best pies.

Or they're hanging out there so that they can catch bugs.

This says so much with so little, so I won't undermine its subtlety.

And I hear the squirrels have also been brought into the fold.

Fair. And if they wanna do as the Romans, they can fall like Romans.

Unsolicited dik-dik pic!

I'm sure those beings are ancient aliens. I mean, what else could they be?