That's basically the plot of Hatoful Boyfriend, isn't it?

Snavocado.

That tree kinda looks loke a big piece of broccoli.

That's a big "usually", especially if the noises aren't coming from forest but from, say, the henhouse. Also, humans aren't exactly known for waiting for an invitation before encroaching on wilderness. That's why they come into conflict with the things making the noises in the first place.

Everyone enjoying today's apocalypse?

I'll miss your posts, but rest is important.

Oh damn, not a bot, and veteran user no less. Nice username, too.

I mean, genre-savvy characters do exist. It all depends on the tone of the work.

*Sigh* Snowflakes will get offended by anything, even a harmless bamboozle.

"Wake"? Does that mean Romania is *le gasp* woke?

Ah, I've been looking for this. Saw it on reddit a while back but couldn't find it again. Thanks for posting.

Well and good, but what are you gonna replace with?... What are you gonna replace it with, toucan?

Dude, wha' kinda Babylon is this?

Wild guess that the riches received will be the friends made along the way.

They're bluffing. The Frenchman's cumsock is easily countered by the Turkish titty twister.

Or, just stock up on single-player offline games.

I'll be honest, I did not care for Resident Evil.