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Hippity hoppity

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Not Ha Ha Funny 1 comments
happy_frog · 6 hours ago
Remember, the free market will regulate itself, and wealth will trickle down... any day now...
You Wouldn't Download a Snek 1 comments
happy_frog · 13 hours ago
But some people would... I would...
Winner Winner 1 comments
happy_frog · 2 days ago
Yeah, it's corny, I know.
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Sweet Water of Life 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 days ago
Hopefully it's not acid rain.
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Who Does She Think She Is? 9 comments
happy_frog · 5 days ago
"It's my yard." As Dale Gribble would say.
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Oy! 3 comments
happy_frog · 5 days ago
Yeah, that's where I lived, in southern England; London, to be exact.
But maybe they say more up north, or rather oop north.
Oh, It's Extended Alright 1 comments
happy_frog · 6 days ago
She wants the whole 12...hours.
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Oy! 3 comments
happy_frog · 6 days ago
I haven't actually heard it that often while living there. They do say "fucking hell" or rather "fockin' 'ell" a lot, though.
Sorry, etruscan boar vessel, we have an upgrade 6 comments
happy_frog · 1 week ago
Seems like you've figured out I'm part rock.
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Life Hack 6 comments
happy_frog · 1 week ago
You slAmmed your pEniS in the cAr dOOr.
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Life Hack 6 comments
happy_frog · 1 week ago
Sometimes you just gotta suck it up, even if it may seem like a dick move to some.
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Yes plebbit furbaby cringe but look at him 8 comments
happy_frog · 1 week ago
Don't worry, he's not a threat. I have his coccyx.
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Sub Standard 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 week ago
You could fit a whole rubber ducky in that baby.
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Imaginary Halter and Lead 10 comments
happy_frog · 1 week ago
That's a pretty grim comparison. I really hope that wasn't the case with this horse.
Pretty Sharp Puns, Not To Mention Edgy 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 week ago
I was gonna make a London joke, but those just don't cut it anymore.
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Imaginary Halter and Lead 10 comments
happy_frog · 1 week ago
Have you ever tried lifting one?
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Imaginary Halter and Lead 10 comments
happy_frog · 1 week ago
Remember comrades, the heaviest chains are the ones in our minds.
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Here Comes the Sun 4 comments
happy_frog · 1 week ago
Right? Some people's core issue is that they get way too heated over this topic, and that just radiates negativity.
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Poor Guy 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 week ago
Poor gal, too. She gets spread more than a preventable disease in a red state.
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Here Comes the Sun 4 comments
happy_frog · 1 week ago
Nah, let's go digging for radioactive rocks instead. Don't worry, I've been assured it's perfectly safe.
Slightly Off Target 3 comments
happy_frog · 1 week ago
Shouldn't have let him acquire a taste for human flesh.
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Slightly Off Target 3 comments
happy_frog · 1 week ago
Even froggos sometimes miss the wörm.
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Shot I took at the Cincinnati Zoo 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 week ago 2 · Edited 1 week ago
Game over 3 comments
happy_frog · 2 weeks ago
Sure. Bend over.
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What Brand of Car Is This? 1 comments
happy_frog · 2 weeks ago
Probably a Lobsterghini.
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