well, I just realized there are people who didnt figure this out when they were 12

The fact that we even need a bill for this is insane. Fucking clown world. *HONK HONK* (pun intended)

there wont be retirement homes in 40 years

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.

could it be that he moves around....HIMSELF?!? (*gasp!!!*)

Yeah, I don't think any sane person doesn't think the late 90's were peak civilization.

denver?

in my experience, a lot of the time if something *looks* good, it's a huge pain in the ass to build or maintain
people probably got tired of repeatedly dealing with dumb shit and were like "alright fuck this, plain boring buildings now"

At least they're having kids. Non-whites are having them in droves while not having money. White birth rates are low, and we're already minority white in the USA at age 5 and under (as of a couple years ago, im sure its worse now), and when the boomers start dying off (there's more of them than us), we'll drop from like 52% white to probably 20-30 something.

move your shit to the side, then move yourself to the side, so other people can check out while you put stuff away

psychopaths dont care about their mothers

One extra hot basic, please.

as least airbags don't give you a host of physical problems