*hyperventilating*

It's also sad because some people who actually like bands dress like this. And I just can't tell who's actually into bands and who's the mainstream white girl.

"It-it's not illegal to shit on the neighbor's lawn...Right...?"

Santa, you heard the kid.
I'll be waiting too

Neurotic, I love reading but goddammit I take forever.

I really really really hope that she was joking

This is kinda like the music taste thing, y'know? You like what you like.

Where's the Voldemort option???

The youtube rewinds is one of the many things I look forward to at the end of the year

Dot the i's, man.

Pfft. Amateur.

It's for incase you just get cold above your breasts or your shoulders

Maybe she's a relative and not his girlfriend.

What did they use to retouch photos?

I think this is one of my favourite photos ever

How do people have enough time to put a capital letter in front of every word they text?

Well
I did not expect that

*pours incorrect amount of pasta*
Don't get upsetti, have some spaghetti

*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*

*tries to clap* *misses* I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING CLAP

When it moves back on the treadmill it looks so confused

I love how he doesn't even get pissed about it not working he just goes "oh I'll just try it again for like, the 10th time."

That's impossible

I love it when that happens

Well, the baby probably has no idea