Gets me every time

I want to see Shaq with Jimmy's suit too, if it even fits.

I think pretty much whole cinema was crying at this scene

Is my cat the only one that actually enjoys and lets me rub its belly?

Sleep is for losers anyway

Took me a moment to realize that he was actually wearing pants and not long boots.
Geez, pull up your pants.

I swear this is out of a paper plane book that I had when I was younger, I remember the gliders and the delta being good.

I watched the first episode but I don't remember anything about this, what is it?

"Hold on to my hand" "uh, okay t-OH SHIT"

It's just hungry
"You're not you when you're hungry"

I read "log" as "dog".
You can just imagine how I was feeling for a few seconds.

Out of all books, you cut a hole in a HARRY POTTER BOOK!?

This actually made me cry

My favourite: The lamp just sat there, like an inanimate object."

That's as good as you're gonna get from Sheldon

I ship it

I am looking for the SLIGHTEST detail that it might be a painting, but I can't find one. No way.

Do you know how long I waited for it to get somewhere? Oh my god I'm an idiot.

Nice try mom.

Schools already briefly explain gay sex anyway.

I wasn't wearing my glasses so this looked real, I think I crapped myself.