Depends on how hungry I am

Not gonna lie, so did I

I was reading this seriously at first but when I got to the end I burst out laughing, not expecting the last bit

Sometimes I’m thinking about something and suddenly I’m seeing an ad for it

Crossing a narrow street on the way home and a brilliant thought come to me, said “just run me over.” An actual car was coming fast up the street and I threw myself on the sidewalk. I was 10.

Eh what?

Falling off the fifth floor

I once put Nesquik chocolate powder in water because we ran out of milk. Worst decision of my young ten-year-old life. The taste was horrible, I can still taste it if I think hard enough.

I get this but with squares and rectangles sometimes circles

I like playing Minecraft PE with my younger sister and doing the maps.

I crave KFC

Still prefer Yennefer

Ok the the hell is up with the title?

Why couldn’t they just have given him gloves?
It would be so much better

I remember those cookies

Headphones