Hesston97

hesston97

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when they say the name of the movie in the movie 13 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
STARK: I am Iron Man.
AUDIENCE: FUCK YEAH
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When you check your grades online 4 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
When you try to show your parents something online
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When you check your grades online 4 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
When you check your computer after you miss the sock...
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everyday 15 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
Looks like Bookhoarder is back!!
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That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works 7 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
T its are healthy for you
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Looking forward to Friday, eh, fellas? 2 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
That sweater makes it look like she skipped leg day
The cuddle call 5 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
See my dog isn't that polite! Even though I have a broken collarbone she just climbs up on my lap. Just like "oh he won't notice"
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We cracked the code 10 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
Shhh! *whispers* Can't Melt
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That escalated quickly 22 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
And mysterious as the dark side of the room?
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We cracked the code 10 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
Jfcmsb
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That escalated quickly 22 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
Yea I'm sorry.. That's just not me..
I'm not a cutie patootie
Whoever did this just won at life 12 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
"One ring to rule them all..."
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Not a problem for guys looking 44 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
Wait... Your problem or theirs?
Know the difference 12 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
Laurence Fishburne
And
Samauel.L.Jackson
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Would you dare? Be honest 49 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
I'd ride the bisquik outta that!!!
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Sorry Leo, you're not the only one 11 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
With that grammar I'm not surprised
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Am I the only one, that is thinking of something different than curling irons 20 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
Those...uhh...those aren't curlers...
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I do this 17 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
*raises hand*
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A terrible secret 10 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
So he's a were-moon
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If we work together we can SAVE THE PROBOSCIS MONKEY 7 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
#savesquidwardmonkey
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Walking away from a toilet with a flush sensor be like 3 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
Dude...it's just a toilet
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When somebody takes a screenshot of your snapchat. 3 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
Silly
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A whale taking a dump. You're welcome 18 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
Whale....shit
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When somebody takes a screenshot of your snapchat. 3 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
I'm ashamed to say I did this once. She hasn't talked to me since
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NEARLY CRIED FINDING JUST THESE WORDS, BUT HERE YOU GO 20 comments
hesston97 · 9 years ago
Found Oikik
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