Ya, if you're writing this, I'm betting you weren't paying attention and have no idea how long you actually sat there. I've 100% been flipped off for honking after 3 seconds while the person I'm front of me stared into their lap.....

So? That's literally the same distance as a flight from NYC to LA

VP of cleanliness?

"Dressed up"

It's mounted to a 2x6....

I thought cosplay required costumes?

This will resurface when that guy gets into politics thus ending his career

Signification...... fucking seriously?

It's not piracy, it's SHARING

I think cleavage would be a more apt metaphor

This is possibly the most genius idea a dealer had to make sales but keep the product

But it's been cut and welded into shape. It's like the human centipede of bicycle chains, you took the original and asked it into shape. Does it work, yes, is it cool, yes, can you put it back how it was..... not really

Why not make Puerto Rico a fucking state?

Line he got a3 way in high school? Good for him

I just want to know what she means by "wowest throat"

I'm sure plenty of guys only recognize her by the top or back of her head

Your grandfather's jerk station is on point

"You don't deserve that"

It's called peacocking, helooOOoo

This is a hotel

That would be fucking legendary

Why isn't there a middle finger option

It's pronounced marijuana