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Satisfying apple slice 3 comments
heywood · 5 years ago
I forgot the best part - “It will keell”, Doug Marcaida
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Satisfying apple slice 3 comments
heywood · 5 years ago
I love this show. Forged in Fire.
This is quite accurate caw caw 12 comments
heywood · 5 years ago
You don’t want homeless people sleeping on nice side walks? You ASSHOLE!
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This is quite accurate caw caw 12 comments
heywood · 5 years ago
You mean all the people that die building the temporary structures in shit hole countries aren’t honored as heroes to this day? Color me shocked.
This is quite accurate caw caw 12 comments
heywood · 5 years ago
The Royal Family is more like a sports team than a governing body. They bring in tourist and generate money for the government. I’d say we should end Super Bowls and World Cups and fuck right off with the Olympics if this picture is a true depiction of people’s sentiments.
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Funniest Japanese gum commercial 8 comments
heywood · 5 years ago
Pure gold. LONG LOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAN
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Go-go-go! 6 comments
heywood · 5 years ago
So using a picture of a child when talking about orgies is funny? TRIGGERED!
Go-go-go! 6 comments
heywood · 5 years ago
Is....is it for kids? Why did they use this picture? Or is that a chubby dwarf?
The most hilarious game of Tic-Tac-Toe ever 3 comments
heywood · 5 years ago
I’m sure the pressure of being in front of an audience played into the confusion.
The most hilarious game of Tic-Tac-Toe ever 3 comments
heywood · 5 years ago
I like chess-boxing better but this was also good.
Things to learn from Japan 12 comments
heywood · 6 years ago
Generations of guilt for the war crimes committed in China and Korea during World War 2.
Can someone give them advice on how not to spill it? 4 comments
heywood · 6 years ago
I was thinking the point was to make it look like they are bein ejacutated on. Another example of over sexualizarion of a simple thing for attention.
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The Stranded Motorist. 9 comments
heywood · 6 years ago
Waaaaaay off. Unless it was a really old car or she set him on fire for being rude. #ThatHappened
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Real democracy right there. 58 comments
heywood · 6 years ago
That’s a law here but only because people DO buy votes in other places. So it can and does happen.
Real democracy right there. 58 comments
heywood · 6 years ago
Move to France. The system has been fine for over 200 years.
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Try this mathematical film test. It's pretty cool 21 comments
heywood · 6 years ago
I was surprised because it landed on my second favorite movie but close enough. I guess.
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I know it’s a little late but this made me laugh 26 comments
heywood · 6 years ago
Probably the same brain child that ignored all the good people in the country and said, “Yep, Colin Kaepernick is the citizen of the year”. So fuck you, anyone that actually DID something to help others.
Oberon the great dog 36 comments
heywood · 6 years ago
He said, 'People are born so that they can learn how to live a good Life - - like loving everybody all the time and being nice, right?' The Six-year-old continued, 'Well, dogs already know how to do that, so they don't have to stay as long.'
https://www.vetwest.com.au/pet-library/a-dogs-purpose-from-a-6-year-old
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Rest in piece monster lady 5 comments
heywood · 6 years ago
Maybe she put the belt back on after taking the pants off.
Uh...That actually makes me feel LESS comfortable 3 comments
heywood · 6 years ago
And a....condom?
Dad Doesn't Want A Dog 20 comments
heywood · 6 years ago
That’s the real answer. Those men have likely lived through the loss of a dog.
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‘Space available for title’ 3 comments
heywood · 6 years ago
That’s actually the point. Once elected politicians become too distant from their constituents. Walking back WOULD be an acceptable solution. What’s even better is that the last few supporters will likely go down with him when the majority leave.
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I would basically kill myself just for a meme haha 14 comments
heywood · 6 years ago
Star Trek: The Next Generarion had an episode where they encountered a civilization that used metaphors to communicate. The ship’s translator should make the language understandable but without knowing the references it was unintelligible. That show was way ahead of its time. Found it. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darmok
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Christmas is coming 3 comments
heywood · 6 years ago
Anyone else notice the belt?
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Full body shiver 24 comments
heywood · 6 years ago
There wouldn’t be a Santa in that world.
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