Pepperidge Farm remembers...

This is great. I love it. Thing two or Thing one is still looking great for his age!

Anal Ranger Rick here ma'am. "I'll shoot the *Dodge* Viper before it can harm your young un" ... "
Thanks Anal Ranger Rick, you're my hero"
Tune in next week when Anal Ranger Rick has a showdown in *Chevy* Tahoe to get the gold back from the bandits...
$ Brought to you by Ovaltine... "Drink your Ovaltine kids, to get brave like Anal Ranger Rick!"

Whose junk drawer actually opens properly? Or is it clogged full or hard to open because the tracks are broken from overuse?

Waldo stabbed me good. 6-7ish years old. Playing with cars on the carpet in the 70's. In the knee, all the way in. Numerous x-rays and stitches with two scars to prove it. Every time they'd go in after x-rays, it would move again, so more slice and dice. Ahhh, Fun Times...

Kudos on the meme.
Veree awesomeness, much like.

It's "I love dck" on his neck scarf... they're everywhere.

Is says she quit acting...? If you want to see a great movie watch "On Golden Pond." Grab the tissue and some hot cocoa tho...

Let's put 5 scientists in a laboratory with a ladder in the middle and hang a Nobel prize on top, then soak the other fckr's with cold water and see if they like it.... Then we will know if it's possible to get an answer of why...

It should be called Fakebook. Lol...

Heads up means to look up and make sure whatever falling wont hit you. If so, then duck or run...
The 'E' for grades is reserved for Excellent.

Biff owns a casino hotel, Trump owns.... wow, he is..

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino... ellifino...

Took them almost two terms to find the camera????

If you were to make a necklace, would you use the left or the right piece?

Pretty sure if the guy was gay for dicks or stoned, the dog would be dead...

Global warming has been flooding coastal cities for thousands of years. Picture the Statue of Liberty being hauled up over 2000 years from now...

More like ice cream falling of the cone. It's gone in a second and there's nothing you can do about it...

I love the related article.
super glu $3.00
dr. bill $500.00
song for the scenario... PRICELESS

Think about him swearing. He says "mother of Pearl.."

I don't giveee a dammm what you thinkss. But I still ;hiccup! loves you man... You arrree the bestess dude i know bro... I can count too u no... ;hiccup! on you to bee there for me dude...

You're words ring sound and true. I could'nt have said it better myself. Great example.

I don't get as tired and don't need to collapse on my bed as soon as I eargasm.... there's still another part of me that wants more....... like, my other ear..... give it to me baby.... not too deep... oh ya.... that's the spot. mmmm...

Depends on where you pass out drunk. Location, location, location...