An old crow pooped me out on a fence post.

Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, oh, oh, oh Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus...

I heard Peppa Pig just got bought by Hasbro. Is this a spin off or a new cast member?

2 slices smore please...

Peek a whoo. Where are yhou???

I wish you strength, will power and determination, as well as great luck.

It'd be easy to do as Scotty comes back from the quantum realm and doesn't know what happened. Can't remember if they showed his crew going to ash?

Is this Mr Crabs' mattress???
R.I.P Bikini Bottom

AH-69 Ahandy.
Hands on deck 42.
Rotors handle 6900 strokes per sec
Has attack mode, but also able to COME
to the aid to extinguish forest fires and other
Sticky situations.

Ummm... What's up with the first pic.. Her hand up it's ass or a nut warming party??? Maybe initiation into the pack by 'spraying' your own hand, then finger painting the forest with the alpha males scent???

That's funny. My friends and I used to bully the bus driver about that age, maybe a year or so older. After they gave the drivers gave us walking tickets, we'd run home about the same distance 3.5-4 miles as fast as possible, wait for the bus at our stop, then walk home with other kids from our stop and act like nothing ever happened...

This looks more like Alton Brown's mixer from Good Eats... Guy's would be hot rod red with chrome handles and gold bling accents.

Try talking in my shoes for one mile...
Did anyone else get that Al Bundy the shoe salesman tried to interject...
Talking...Walking...

Probably would have received a lot more comments if you blew this by us in the summer... Might try a repost in July if you want more fans and likes...

A couple of times... But I've been working here for over 25, almost 30 years.

Pepperidge Farm remembers...

This is great. I love it. Thing two or Thing one is still looking great for his age!

Anal Ranger Rick here ma'am. "I'll shoot the *Dodge* Viper before it can harm your young un" ... "
Thanks Anal Ranger Rick, you're my hero"
Tune in next week when Anal Ranger Rick has a showdown in *Chevy* Tahoe to get the gold back from the bandits...
$ Brought to you by Ovaltine... "Drink your Ovaltine kids, to get brave like Anal Ranger Rick!"

Whose junk drawer actually opens properly? Or is it clogged full or hard to open because the tracks are broken from overuse?

Waldo stabbed me good. 6-7ish years old. Playing with cars on the carpet in the 70's. In the knee, all the way in. Numerous x-rays and stitches with two scars to prove it. Every time they'd go in after x-rays, it would move again, so more slice and dice. Ahhh, Fun Times...

Kudos on the meme.
Veree awesomeness, much like.

It's "I love dck" on his neck scarf... they're everywhere.

Is says she quit acting...? If you want to see a great movie watch "On Golden Pond." Grab the tissue and some hot cocoa tho...

Let's put 5 scientists in a laboratory with a ladder in the middle and hang a Nobel prize on top, then soak the other fckr's with cold water and see if they like it.... Then we will know if it's possible to get an answer of why...

It should be called Fakebook. Lol...