Wub wub dub hugo

The girl in blue looks so uncomfortable

I put a bar of soap in mouth once because I mistook it for a cupcake. My godmother makes homemade crafts and other goods. She was making cupcakes and soap with the same design. She placed them side by side and I just happen to pick one up and "nomed" on it, I immediately tasted soap. I laughed, she laughed and I ate a dozen cupcakes. I miss her.

This is the shit I live for!

@catfluff are you ready for adventure and catnip, mi gatito?!

Doing nothing for the whole day

I was expecting a troll video, where the eagle was going to sound more horrifying. I never knew that's how they sound, very informative. Thanks!

The last thing you see before flushing the toilet

Hey guys please meet my old pooch Scrappy. He would like for you to finish this sentence using your keyboard suggestions. Have fun!

I am the textbook definition of being a little petty walrus in my pants and I don't know if you have any availability this weekend.

I am on the left, my roommate on the right

It's all fun and games until the windows break

I have achieved the art of sarcasm to the point of not knowing if I'm serious or not