iccarus

iccarus


Everyday seems to get a little harder to smile and say "i'm fine, everything is ok"

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Nice 10 comments
iccarus · 2 years ago
reminds me when i was living in the US, girl at a gas station was crying cause he fob wouldn't work, guy there asked her "does it have an immoboliser?", "no", "does it have an alarm?". " no", so he took the keys and unlocked the door.
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Nice 10 comments
iccarus · 2 years ago
the resale value is great
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Left, right, or both? 4 comments
iccarus · 2 years ago
now i want to see Scarlett's impersonation of Walken
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I wonder what this does 3 comments
iccarus · 2 years ago
i need one of these
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A man’s best friend 9 comments
iccarus · 2 years ago
hold on, he waited an hour and a half of coupling before calling the police? seems like he was into it.
His lawyer says the owner is responsible for the dogs behaviour, so does that mean parents are responsible for their kids behaviour also?
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But still, they can come up with an alternative - the shower 7 comments
iccarus · 2 years ago
the beds ended up beign quite sturdy, really not sure why they thought it would work
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It's 2021 and Twitter peeps are still being racist 15 comments
iccarus · 2 years ago
so mass shootings are ok if the shooter is a POC?
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Holes do get better 1 comments
iccarus · 2 years ago
so her holes are not getting better?
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Just to remind that her punch is very lethal 2 comments
iccarus · 2 years ago
block and subdue
:o) 1 comments
iccarus · 2 years ago
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What we do in this life echoes in eternity 4 comments
iccarus · 2 years ago
so, a throne designed that you can sit in and fondle your balls without your hands being near your crotch?
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Say one sentence that would trigger someone in any fanbase 22 comments
iccarus · 2 years ago
cause when Gandalf said "Fly, you fools", they misunderstood
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Right? 11 comments
iccarus · 2 years ago
yeah, but that's our advantage
Fun fact of the day 3 comments
iccarus · 2 years ago
did these things have safeties on them? you know, that one in his right hand being carried tip down on the ground, or were they reliant on a heavy impact to detonate?
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You can't have mine 3 comments
iccarus · 2 years ago
buy some calamari from the seafood section at your supermarket
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Good to see leaders doing the right thing 9 comments
iccarus · 2 years ago
more people should be wearing condoms too
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Perfect 1 comments
iccarus · 2 years ago
"hmmm. . . . . fuck"
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What's on my mind you ask? 1 comments
iccarus · 2 years ago
Infinity Pearl Necklace
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Right? 11 comments
iccarus · 2 years ago
"texas is too big", in Australia, we have 7 states, 5 of them, WA, SA, NT, QLD and NSW are all bigger than Texas
Elmo keeping it real 3 comments
iccarus · 2 years ago
explains the high pitch
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The last Covid variant surrenders to UN Space Force troops, marking the end of the Covid 6 comments
iccarus · 2 years ago
i'm trying to wrap my head around that comment
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War is hell 1 comments
iccarus · 2 years ago
they are their countrymen, they are not their country
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Here comes back pain 10 comments
iccarus · 2 years ago
without posting my own pic, i look more like this guy
https://www.flickr.com/photos/thinman07/2485187961
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