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Worth the read belive me! (probably a genius) 32 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
For me, it's lunch time right now. And knowing all mothers, when food is ready, they call you and expect you to be there. I say give me a few more minutes (cause I was reading this post). After I read this, I got mad, cause now I'm really hungry
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Warturtle 8 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
It's erm... Sheldon's older brother
Kangaroo doesn't kid around 7 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
Better than a sloth
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Cornicorn is best pony! 8 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
How about the Corny Cronicorn
It's not even a guide anymore lol 20 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
Internet
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On the way down 9 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
If I was I was there, I'd trip, tumble down the whole mountain, and be those cartoon characters that roll into a big snowball
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Especially if you have a messy family 6 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
Um, not the slave part o.o
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If you missed it, Lady Gaga at the VMAs looking simple as f*ck 16 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
No, like raw chicken
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Just thought I should say this... Sorry 6 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
Please do this
Little kids nowadays 9 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
Always
Me every night 8 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
Stupid auto-correct... *f*cking
Redneck or genius? 7 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
Redneck Genius
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They're not very far apart 7 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
Wife?
Me every night 8 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
Every. Ducking. Night!
Such a beautiful night 2 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
Can someone draw me stars on FS so I don't have to look out my window?
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Just no ok? 18 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
Eww
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Oliver twist 4 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
I just read that book
My very first post made it to the Popular Page. 4 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
Not really...
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They're not very far apart 7 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
Oh my gosh, I had a different picture in mind xD
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Daaaamn girl 2 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
Haha gotta use this one
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The truth of body figures 6 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
The guys suck in their stomachs in front of pretty girls to look like they're skinny, but once the girl leaves, they exhale and expose that they are obese. With the girls, they bend over to hide their boobs when they see an unattractive guy. But when an attractive boy approaches, the girls stick out their boobs to look like they have big boobs. Then the plot twist, that "attractive dude" was actually holding in his stomach in front of the girls... Sorry if this was long /:
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You little piece of shit 19 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
I mean, this is taking it too far. Yell, detention, just those you give to students. Teachers have no right to touch you, let alone HITTING YOU. This proves that you can't trust your teachers
Well I have my halloween costume sorted 1 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
The best costume
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What a father never wants to hear 48 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
Dafuq
What a father never wants to hear 48 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
Yep, Lime is seriously special