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*laughs in Muslim* 17 comments
ijustapologize · 4 years ago
Since I’m about as boring as a rock, I’d get 3 billion without changing anything about my life
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It still haunts me since 2006 6 comments
ijustapologize · 4 years ago
Trying to hold in a sneeze when someone else presented during class. I ended up making a strange elephant-esque honk and everyone knew it was me.
More than 10 years later and I still cringe for middle school me.
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Prove her wrong 10 comments
ijustapologize · 4 years ago
Doesn’t matter who the girlfriend eventually marries, the best friend will be in the wedding party
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Take care of yourself, Bingo 8 comments
ijustapologize · 4 years ago
Slightly disappointed that ‘vanquish your enemies’ is not a square
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A list of reasons 1 comments
ijustapologize · 4 years ago
And even if you politely and calmly explain how they’ve treated you, you’re to blame and should forgive because “we’re family!!!”
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The only violent is when your FPS is dropped like f**k, Randomly disconnected and 1k 2 comments
ijustapologize · 4 years ago
When a cat asks for ear scratches, you must provide it’s definitely a law or something
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Pics from Wyoming part 2, the majestic buffalo. 8 comments
ijustapologize · 4 years ago
I used to work at Yellowstone when I was younger, so this is a pet peeve of mine.
Yes, someone can say buffalo and be taking about a bison, but that doesn’t mean they are right.
Simply googling ‘buffalo vs bison’ will reiterate this, instead of finding a single source that supports my point.
The length of your response suggests you took offense to my initial comment, and for that I apologize. I have seen too many parents/people trying to teach the wrong things about animals.
Pics from Wyoming part 2, the majestic buffalo. 8 comments
ijustapologize · 4 years ago
Buffalo live in Africa. In North America we have Bison.
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Elon Makes a Decision (1976) 4 comments
ijustapologize · 4 years ago
Yeah and that’s a drawing of the moon, even if it says planet
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Good job, Tyrann! 1 comments
ijustapologize · 4 years ago
Good man
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Top text 29 comments
ijustapologize · 4 years ago
There are a large number of Canadian patients who come to America for treatment because they would die before their turn in Canada.
Australia, however, has a parallel system of private and public health, so neither system is strained too much.
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Dont wake them up 13 comments
ijustapologize · 4 years ago
Jokes on you, I’m practically nocturnal
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Awkward 1 comments
ijustapologize · 4 years ago
Gotta move to a new city now. It’s the only option.
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She got catfished 3 comments
ijustapologize · 4 years ago
If by saved you mean suffocated
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Froggo Fren #1 - Common European Green Frog 3 comments
ijustapologize · 4 years ago
Apprently not in France
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Chill bruh 3 comments
ijustapologize · 4 years ago
When I was a teen, and my cars AC broke a the beginning of the summer, my dad and the older guy at the auto shop complained about how my generation was too soft bc they didn’t have AC when they were growing up. My apologies that the standards of automobiles have gone up.
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I was told that angels brought me to them 25 comments
ijustapologize · 4 years ago
Not exactly this, but related.
When I asked my mom what time I was born at she replied “I was busy, ask your father”
Every time I think about it, it gets funnier
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Find difference 7 comments
ijustapologize · 4 years ago
I need eye bleach after seeing that. Who would be so callous as to post a picture of garlic?
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Gimme some thugar! 10 comments
ijustapologize · 4 years ago
If it’s quick it won’t take you much thyme!
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Gimme some thugar! 10 comments
ijustapologize · 4 years ago
Thyme
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This is what a "Simon lobster" looks like. This occurs once every 50 million 3 comments
ijustapologize · 4 years ago
You can find the unedited version quite easily, the lobster is just half blue/half yellowy-brown
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Meaning of your birthday in japanese, mine is Sky Tears and I kinda like rain what's 37 comments
ijustapologize · 4 years ago
I am a Star Shark. The next evolution of Sharknado.
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Too full 3 comments
ijustapologize · 4 years ago
Me after Thanksgiving
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Brazilian man creates beds for animals from the old tires that he finds in the streets 4 comments
ijustapologize · 4 years ago
I had pizza so no worries I won’t eat a tire
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