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Texas has the best convenience stores! 4 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Where in Texas. Road, county, intersection...
Texas has the best convenience stores! 4 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Where in Texas. Road, county, intersection...
*stomps tiny feet* 5 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Karen has become the manager.
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Yes 5 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Find Pam and start feeding it to her so she gets super hot again.
The trauma didn't make you kind. [The spear that would not break] 41 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
If the trauma made you kind, why do we not allow parents to spank their children; why am I not allowed to throat punch an asshole; don't you want a kinder world... spread the niceness, pass the bitchslap around.
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Day 34, nevada reaches 78% vote count 5 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
The slow pace is due to the fact that, anytime someone got good at counting things the gaming commission would ban them from participation.
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What an interesting predicament 8 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
... and how much are the taxes as a percentage of your wage? B. What is your annual wage? C. How many jobs of that type are currently open in Denmark?
My father in-law had a trail-cam setup to take pictures for his October hunt. It didn't 3 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Bigfoot got old & bald (over the body) and tired of walking everywhere.
World domination 3 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
You heard what I said...
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Every boy should be ready to drop a couple of grand for dinner, right? 5 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Joker says "You get what you f*ing deserve!"
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The thing about numbers, is 24 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
The best selling book on statistics is "How to Lie With Statistics."
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So who are you backing, Superman or Homelander? 14 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Lex Luthor..
Husband of the Year Award goes to . . 5 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
All y'all assuming that the "wife" carrying the beer is a woman... wake up world; they drinking beer whilst holding umbrella is the "wifey".
This old gif 3 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Right leg lifted = clockwise spin, left leg lifted = counterclockwise spin. Middle is too jerky to be able to tell so I say she's drunk on Schordingers and is spinning both ways until measured.
Cavern Guy has the Death Note 7 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Example: you were supposed to be killed by a car at 5 pm today. Instead, car owner has heart attack & wrecks before killing you. Fate must now apportion life span from driver to death dealer whom killed them, but also to you (with you taking first taste). If death dealer then kills you, they get that as well. What sucks for normal people is, you only benefit if you are a death dealer or associated to them (contracted at end of life to become DD). NOTHING buys you more days whilst alive.
Cavern Guy has the Death Note 7 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Death dealers can influence fate by lending a person life years or helping them "cheat" death, if but for a time. This is generally frowned upon but not regulated, as it is some of the only entertainment afforded such beings who otherwise don't give a duck.
Cavern Guy has the Death Note 7 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
.. any action you take which results in a PERSON dying prior to the percribed time of death in the main book of fates is yours to use or trade as you wish. Caveat: only some people have "fated" times of death and most of these are "persons of destiny" (i.e. people whom have some advantage gifted upon them to success or fame). Most regular people are so close to death at any given moment that keeping track of them is pointless.
I can't believe something this impressive exists on earth! 3 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Dude, dude, dude... there is one of these in Germany... NO.. SPEED... LIMIT.
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Teach a man to fish 7 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
@ funkmasterrex ... NO, for it to be considered "fishing" you are required to stab the fish in the face. None of that ... passive detention of Pisces.
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Just shut up, guys 3 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Whoever wins will have a "medical incident" before January 1 and VP incumbent will be sworn in instead. (Its only conspiracy theory if it DOESNT happen).
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You'd struggle to pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel 1 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
This pleases me, as this Paul is both sarcastically awesome and MY first name.
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Be careful what you wish for 1 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Reading this strangely makes me think of Candace and her mom in the car and and she mentions "killing 31,646 people is the same greenhouse effect as planting 20 million trees." So... in effect, 200,000 covid19 deaths equates to ~ 127 million trees.
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Anon goes on a date 9 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Well, technically... since it ended with HER taking his virginity.. it's not gay; just bi. ... and since result was positive.. no fault nor harm. Gym bro may have boundary issues though.
Anon goes on a date 9 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Well, technically... since it ended with HER taking his virginity.. it's not gay; just bi. ... and since result was positive.. no fault nor harm. Gym bro may have boundary issues though.
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Teach a man to fish 7 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Great, now I know that if I'm stranded somewhere , all I need to fish is an aluminum can, some kind of string and a FRICKIN' PAIR OF PLIERS to cut out the hook shape.
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