Wait! Maybe this is EXACTLY the self driving, alternative fueled car we need.

Death is assured, glory is dependent on performance evaluation.

I shall exercise and get beefy jacked so she has a muscle headed Chad BF to Domme. Paint me green, I'm your BeastBoy Hulk.

"I once got so high, I could understand Ozzie Osborne talking normally. "

Tossed the money out and then jumped. Did it for the lolz and to win a bet with Bigfoot.

Join me world.. in wishing for YET ANOTHER plague.

I can't turn off the voices.., we have meetings planned all next month.

As a still picture this is permanently stuck mid throw, never to connect. Like real life. () sad noises

We are not supposed to say anything. Ever. Everyone else is supposed to get a chance now. Just do the work of 6 people, get the pay of 1.1, take no vacation, fie at your desk AFTER finishing all assignments.

WHAT... is the air velocity of an unladen swallow?

So... your sister is like this too? .. (oo) is she single?

That's why I don't have a life, so these things bother me less.

(owo')... 94 CM mmmmight. Might... be jussst a tadddd too much.

Fear is part of the relationship

You have it backwards. Poland didn't avoid death, death avoided Poland. Death rolls up on road East of Germany, smug off just scooping up a 153x team kill from a monastery, crosses the Polish border. A hard chill runs up his spine, looks left, looks right.. backs up to see the tree shrouded sign P..O..L..A.. (00). Nope.. I'll catch this place in 1943.

Poachers? No sir. No poachers here. Murder rate FAR too high for anyone to attempt THAT. HMM? oh, we're park rangers, we don't hunt killers of people. That's a police thing... you see any police? Then it's not a problem.. (cocks gun and 15 man squad does same).. riiigght?

...and then not listening to ANYTHING th Dr sweetie says because you're mad at them for no reason.

..and they were all losers.

The CIA is much better now that the boomers aren't in control.(.o.o) ... (o.o.)..

Everyone just wanted to see England lose.

So basically my parents 100% of my existence.. got it.