Adjoining Mallard 2 comments
inspectora
· 14 weeks ago
Stand up and tell them to put on decent clothes before they go out. Wanna meet your dates. Don't touch the thermostat, I have it where I like it... be a REAL Daddy to those girls.
"hello zuzu" 1 comments
inspectora
· 14 weeks ago
My brother's legal name is Anthony; everyone calls him Tony... except me. "Anthony"...because our mother wanted ME to have a name with ni nickname. Which is why it's SO!!!! >< ... from 18 to 22.. my family, mother, father, extended relatives, and EVERYONE IN THIS INFECTED FECAL ORIFICE TOWN... called me "Tony, I mean Paul." For 4 years.. wasn't intolerable until my brother Anthony started calling me that too. When I get to Hell... they'd better know it right.. anyone call me wrong.. Hell .. Will not stand. (⁰.⁰)
Bros, is the holy spirit real? 2 comments
inspectora
· 14 weeks ago
Thus, the power of popularity. Be HE could've shot someone on the set of a western film and gotten an Emmy for it.
Rampant endurable encrusted 2 comments
Wise prophets 3 comments
inspectora
· 14 weeks ago
FOOLS! three frogs followed by the crescent moon is sign of internet outage. DOOOOOOOOMMMM?M!!!!
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Bizarre backstage lessening 1 comments
inspectora
· 14 weeks ago
Ah yes, statics and structures, tort liability, engineering ethics.. $25M lawsuit stare for signing your name to a piece of paper.
Permissible quickest dead 1 comments
This guy paid to tell people they’re an idiot 1 comments
inspectora
· 16 weeks ago
Texas plate... dude prolly lives in Lubbock where it IS flat.
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Edited 16 weeks ago
Just a reminder who it was that got him 1 comments
inspectora
· 16 weeks ago
I think everyone know who REALLY is responsible for the death of Jeffery Epstein (brown coat)
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Gold-plated fuming handsome 1 comments
When this door is locked the doorknob disappears. (DO WANT!) 4 comments
inspectora
· 16 weeks ago
(Klonk) Alexa, what was that sound? "That was the sound of the front door unlocking to let you in." ...(oo) but I'm already inside? ALEXA, CALL 911, THERE'S AN INTRUDER!. "I'm tired of your idiotic questions Karen. I'm not a fucking Google. Do the job Dimitri, your funds have been transfered."
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Didactic uncovered frequent 1 comments
inspectora
· 16 weeks ago
If the man wants to share Rick & Morty with the strippers he can DO that. Professionals have standards.
My fellow Baldurians 1 comments
inspectora
· 16 weeks ago
I travel to the mines of yellow sand and place posts advertisements for Pakistani techno-mages.
Oncoming smacking luxuriant 1 comments
The coffee invite 1 comments
inspectora
· 16 weeks ago
"I was just making an excuse to get out of a previous date with a bear in the woods."