Jason

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No matter how bad things get, you can always find the good somewhere.

— Jason Report User
MoRE 9 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
Bathroom floor turkey broth, the very best turkey broth
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SJW Hypocrisy at it's finest 15 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
I genuinely can't tell if this is a troll or not but if it is, hats off to you, guest. You are magnificent. You lost one point for lousy grammar but you genuinely made me question my own sanity MULTIPLE TIMES during that ride. I mean, wow.
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Total troll score 9/10.
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That being said, for people who maybe misunderstood @rosalinas comment, I'm pretty sure she's saying thieves are thieves, terrorists are terrorists, and rapists are rapists. There are just some crappy people in the world so you need to learn to protect yourself as reasonably as possible from all three. Don't blindly trust that you'll be okay because you think the world owes you something.
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New Coor’s Light spokesperson 5 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
Or so right..
Tekashi deserves the years in prison he got 7 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
He's in trouble again, this time for racketeering. He's done this time.
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Peace 9 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
It was posted by photographer Omar Qayson in 2016 in response to a Russian bombing on Syria. A (translated) comment I found is:
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International attention to the image of the girl Aya of the photographer # Omar_cason
Aya holding a sign written on her after she survived the shelling of Aleppo # "Do not bomb me again, it hurts"
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Public Apology and Statement 10 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
It was obviously sneezed out of the nose of the Great Green Arkleseizure and we're only here until the Coming of the Great White Handkerchief.
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Public Apology and Statement 10 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
Fun fact: those books were originally a 12 part radio series in the 70s, which is totally worth a listen!
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title 6 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
We knew it! Busted!
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A matter of priority , pick your cause 28 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
I just choked on my tea, thanks scat lol
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Best costume of the year 3 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
You have all the ingredients assembled, mae. Give it time and it'll happen..
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Most popular fast food joints by state 20 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
Yeah, I'm currently in Oregon and I have no idea what that logo is..
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Most popular fast food joints by state 20 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
Idk. There's only two chick-fil-a's in all of Oregon. There's hundreds of everything else I the state, though.
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https://www.oregonlive.com/food/2018/07/chik-fil-a_coming_to_tigard.html
Lujigi dont! 3 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
That's a perfect visual of what you do when you first start learning how to write code.
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Germans are at it again 8 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
I don't know what Germans have to do with it, but I do know what Vine has to do with it:
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https://youtu.be/2Bjy5YQ5xPc
My parents are upset that a wind turbine is being installed and will "spoil their 21 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
The "title" and truncated title posts are annoying. A lot of users will only post and never comment, though - those ones are not all bots.
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New Coor’s Light spokesperson 5 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
Oh wow, I was thinking of a very different kind of pegging. The internet has broken my mind :/
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Yeah, I'm gonna keep this dog-shaped eraser 7 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
Oh, phew! I've had a few interns over the years and, even though I'm happy to take them under my wing and try to train them, it's always a huge pain in the butt. I didn't know about these guidelines but I accidentally abided buy them.
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First ever photo of a cat 1880 (the cats name is snow) 8 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
That, and cats aren't actually domesticated. They just hang out with us humans a lot:
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https://arstechnica.com/science/2017/06/cats-are-an-extreme-outlier-among-domestic-animals/
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Wish I was that funny 71 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
Under his blanket? Oh, you know, we built a fort and just hung out and stuff.
Wish I was that funny 71 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
Go to the beginning of Joshua Allen Green's Twitter and read his tweets. They're amazing - he's one of the few who gets what Twitter should be - amazing, terrifying little stories. (The recent ones aren't as legendary - it's worth scrolling for a minute.)
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My Applebees comment was loosely inspired by one of his tweets:
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That last mudslide pushed me from "Abba is so good you guys" to "This whole Applebees is my personal urinal."
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What an inspiration.. His Twitter handle is "fireland."
Wish I was that funny 71 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
Oh wow, I didn't even notice them. I was under cap's blanket this whole time.
Wish I was that funny 71 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
Bi-larious
Ooh black friday 13 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
Well, you all make excellent points.
I'm white 9 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
No crazy, he's Dr. Phil
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Wish I was that funny 71 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
That poor Applebees was in a real uproar