The bot was going for the plural of Morty, I think :)

As far as I understand, the US gave the Native Americans a reservation and said it was theirs forever. Then the US realized they could use more of the land to make a reservoir and took it from them, including a whole settlement, and proceeded to flood it all.

...just like @xvarnah and I :)
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I could be way off on all this but I'm can be pretty good at figuring this stuff out if I put my mind to it. Sometimes I'm miles off, though. I've only read what you guys have read. Do you think I'm crazy with my analysis?

I think granlobomalo has been going through something hard for a while and funsub was his vent, like all of us.. I think whatever it was (I'm guessing the end of a relationship or long-term work) ended and he is starting fresh right now.
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He won't leave completely but he might not be granlobomalo anymore, probably?, because of the guest_ thing. But then guest_ just came along and was extremely graceful with his answer to lobo. Do you understand?
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A "wolf" is smaller than a "bear" but bigger than an "otter." All three terms are slang terms for hairy, gay men. It turns out that granlobomalo's not-gay crush on guest_ was actually a NOT-not-gay crush and the T R U T H thread was lobo's way of clearing the air.
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If it's any consolation, lobo always calls you out specifically when he's feeling lovey dovey. I can tell that he loves you very much and wishes you the best. I'll bet he thinks of you as a "sassy young lady who's going to kick the world's butt." He'll always have your back...

We're glad to have you too, @aviva :)
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I will eventually type out my next phase. I need to journal it all. It's intensive psychotherapy and, not shockingly, it's messing with my head a lot. I've been trying to cope with that. Fortunately, I only have five days left before life is good again!
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As for granlobomalo, I am commenting here because I wouldn't want to make him feel weird: it seems like he's going through something and he feels lonely. It's weird that he put his houses all up for sale. Did he just retire or did he lose his primary source of income?
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But it seems like he'll be back. Yesterday when he was writing his comments, he said he was drunk. When he wakes up today, he'll probably be like, "Oh man, what was I thinking?" and delete or change them. Either way, we all communicated pretty well that we have his back. Hopefully he won't leave. He's a funny dude!

Hang in there, @granlobomalo! Life has its ups and downs, but you rock. Change is always wild, but if I got through my insane 2018, you can get through your 2019 :p
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Palm Springs sounds like an awesome time (better than FTL, no offense.) I have friends who go there every summer and they have been getting insistent about me visiting them, so I'll probably end up popping in there this summer or next summer to check it out myself.
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And if I'm not old (which I'm not..), then you're not old either, so yay for us! And you know you can pop in and lean on this community *whenever* you need to. Loner stuff is no fun - we have your back.

For sure about the feels: bots have a bad reputation but if all their posts were cute/wholesome/funny/interesting like this they'd be some of our best community members.

Yes and yes :)

Thanks for all the nice input for everyone, vacation-mode-lobo! :D
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I'm introverted as well and don't love the attention when people grab at my facial hair. As for age, I think we're both dialed in to the sense of humor that this site encourages - the dark, millennial edge that cracks me up so much. Everyone I hang out with irl tends to be ten or twenty years younger than me because that's just the demographic in the VI, so it's exactly how we all communicate. I think that's why I'm comfortable here with these crazy younglings haha Definitely stick around! I wouldn't want to be the ONLY salt and pepper representation on funsub.

PR is surprisingly pretty non-spidery. I mean, there are large spiders around but they're extremely shy and steer clear of people. Usually.

Nice one, @aviva! I'm glad you told your uncle about that craziness. Keep on your uncle and that family friend about everything. I think your aunt just needs to have some gentle accountability from outside her household to realize she how disrespectful she's being toward you and your brothers.

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Np! I love learning random stuff like this.

Eel is "unagi" on sushi menus and it's thankfully completely cooked. It is rich and smoky in a bacon-like way.
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I often prefer the veggie rolls, too. I've never been a big fan of seafood but I am now making a strong mental note to avoid whatever "monsters inside me" is, haha

I just did a little research and it turns out the ancient Greeks saw big penises as barbaric and belonging to someone with no self-control, and they saw small, flaccid penises as belonging to the respectable intellectual. So, people hated by the Greeks are shown with giant wangs and everyone else is packing cashews. Who knew?!
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https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.artsy.net/article/artsy-editorial-ancient-greek-sculptures-small-penises/amp

I loathe eating octopus and raw salmon. I came around to tuna and eel though. Now I can actually enjoy a sushi restaurant.

Mwahaha. You fell for my plan!

Those shortcuts come in really handy when you are evil and you want to bug the other users on a shared computer.

Nice link @xvarnah. I forgot how adorable that movie was.

While we're at it, I really have a lot of love for this group too.

Well, my friend, you're not living life