Jason

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No matter how bad things get, you can always find the good somewhere.

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when you accidentally create an abnormal panorama 149 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Hello, funsub familia. Wanna set up shop here until someone ruins it again? Haha
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@xvarnah @aviva
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Cute bean 5 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Wow look at those paws. I have a feeling that is going to be one huge pup.
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I hope her sunglasses are ok 6 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
ALCOHOL!!!1!
I would die rather than going out naked 3 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
I really loathe earthquakes. The last one I experienced was in the middle of the night and I thought my house was going to fall off the cliff. I jumped out of bed, naked, and grabbed my wallet and a stack of boxers before running outside in all my glory. Not the best plan :/
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Fight the Power 2 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Just lay a couple squares of tp down on the water before you sit. Plop problem = solved :)
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Like should I even bother? 1 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Yes, definitely keep going! Your degree is a pretty handy piece of paper, even if you only need it once or twice in your life.
Cat Stuck. *insert interesting title here* 11 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
I kinda feel like that was the kitty's happy place and he got ripped away.
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Say No to Drug 1 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Say No to No Drug
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Chubby Kitten 18 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
That video is a gem <3
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Where I live the transport system is awful so a lot of people walk almost 1h to get to 2 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
From 9*gag: "Where I live the transport system is awful so a lot of people walk almost 1h to get to they jobs/home so there's not a moment between 6am to 9pm were the street isn't full"
Does anyone anywhere else like to put stones in cages or is this a German thing only? 13 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
I mean, some free-range stones are okay but I am more comfortable when they're safely caged.
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Chubby Kitten 18 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
DAWW, THERE WE GO!
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Americans are... Americans 9 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Oh some fighting guests, how original
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100% brain usage 7 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Yes, but it's a very *low* A. I don't like being negative so I can never rate anything below an A but a house covered in a dancing panoply of bugs was definitely was on the hard left of my spectrum.
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Why is this true? 9 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Exactly! That's what I was trying to say. I'm clumsy and this happens to me constantly.
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Chubbiest Kitten. And doesn't this just sum up my average post experience 9 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Just when they're posing as chubby kittens. I wanna see a chubby kitten!
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A dose of blep in Honor of blupp 547 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Hi @aviva! I think court stuff is super stressful, but ultimately good, because the big decisions are finally getting settled. I have a good feeling about your case because any judge will be trained to decide between right and wrong and they'll see right through your dumb dad.
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Our thoughts are with you! Good luck :) Please let us know what happens because even something that seems imperfect on the surface can actually be for the best if you look at it differently.
Why is this true? 9 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
My clothes get caught on everything, while I'm in any mood. You get used to it :/
100% brain usage 7 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
I was house sitting once and the place had a ton of mosquitoes flying around inside so I bought a nice bug zapper and set it up inside when I left in the morning. After work, way after dark, I came back and ALL OF THE BUGS were carpeting the entire outside of the house. It was a nightmare. A-- Would not recommend!
I'm at the highest point in my life so far, and I can't feel anything 7 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
That's...clinical depression. Can you talk to someone about how you feel/don't feel face to face? :)
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Physical nifty red Quetzal 8 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Everything stunk back then. People didn't realize that rot was a way to get disease.
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This is important information ! 11 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
I'm pretty sure it's to hold you safely in place when the plane is in terrible weather
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Mercedes-Benz food truck in Karlsruhe, Germany receives ticket from overzealous officer 1 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
From huge*lol: "Mercedes-Benz food truck in Karlsruhe, Germany receives ticket from overzealous officer who did not realize it was a piece of art."
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Healthy environment awareness memes 4 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Not in my area (the Caribbean.) They will take thousands of years to rebuild naturally but they all died over a few months back in 2005. Sad :/
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