Jason

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No matter how bad things get, you can always find the good somewhere.

— Jason Report User
My mom and I tried to recreate the picture of us at her PhD defense at my PhD defense 6 comments
jasonmon · 18 weeks ago
When you're a doctoral candidate, you need to publish original work and defend it in front of a panel of impartial PhD experts in your field. They grill you about whatever aspect of your research they'd like, and then they remove you from the room. While you're gone, they deliberate about how you did and make a decision about your defense. If they decide you were successful, they'll call you back in to the room and give you the good news. From then, you are called Dr. Tanuki86 (or whatever), and you are deemed an expert in this field. Your education is complete and you are considered post-doctural. Typically, you'll become a researcher or a professor at this point..
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I drew a Goku 12 comments
jasonmon · 18 weeks ago
Nice drawing! That's really fantastic work :D
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Now there's an idea >:D put a shirt on first though. 13 comments
jasonmon · 18 weeks ago
Well, they are all making a penis-like gesture in the third pic..
Ryder the Wolfdog Puppy 1 comments
jasonmon · 18 weeks ago
What a cutie. I love Ryder!
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OK but do you even chew DoubleMint gum? 4 comments
jasonmon · 18 weeks ago
Which one?
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Original Content - Please do not steal 4 comments
jasonmon · 18 weeks ago
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Why do stars flicker? Does the basement furnace have a soul? Why does mommy kiss the 2 comments
jasonmon · 18 weeks ago
I almost missed the hilarious, truncated title. From iwastesomuchtime: "WHY DO STARS FLICKER? DOES THE BASEMENT FURNACE HAVE A SOUL? WHY DOES MOMMY KISS THE NEIGHBOR?"
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When someone says that Asians aren't good at weightlifting 3 comments
jasonmon · 18 weeks ago
Clearly the weights owe this guy some serious cash
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The worst photographer ever 1 comments
jasonmon · 18 weeks ago
Sadly, that's probably over a thousand US dollars-worth of garments
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Weak disastrous somber Rhinoceros 7 comments
jasonmon · 18 weeks ago
Wait, isn't he greek? @purplepumpkin comes to mind as part of our funsub French section.
One of my favourites 4 comments
jasonmon · 18 weeks ago
I like that one, and this one as a handy way to remember what's in DDT:
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"A dying mosquito exclaimed,
'A chemist has poisoned my brain!'
The cause of his sorrow
Was para-dichloro-
Diphenyl-trichloroethane"
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Begone 4 comments
jasonmon · 18 weeks ago
Go for it!
Looks like someone ordered a new AMD fan 2 comments
jasonmon · 18 weeks ago
Is he your ... puts on sunglasses ... biggest fan?
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Over 100,000 confiscated weapons were used to create this 26ft tall "Knife 8 comments
jasonmon · 18 weeks ago
From Reddit: "Over 100,000 confiscated weapons were used to create this 26ft tall 'Knife Angel' statue"
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From the year 2525 4 comments
jasonmon · 18 weeks ago
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Hufflepuff for life *dab* 6 comments
jasonmon · 18 weeks ago
I hate to say it, but that was a very Hufflepuff comment @calvinoot
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Dreams are prophecies mostly meant for other people and not you 6 comments
jasonmon · 18 weeks ago
I mean, that's been my experience in life so far..
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We need to get this everywhere. This is a big problem 8 comments
jasonmon · 18 weeks ago
The...oceans are too warm. What is the solution? Quick everyone, pick an ocean and cool it down a bit!
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when you accidentally create an abnormal panorama 95 comments
jasonmon · 18 weeks ago
Aviva was saying maybe we could take our little somewhere else, so I found this dead thread. I think it's mainly because shik and catfluff jumped on the blep thread.
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@parisqeen 4 comments
jasonmon · 18 weeks ago
you how are
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I give these to people anyway 4 comments
jasonmon · 18 weeks ago
The first one just rang once and hung up on me. I wanted to get politely rejected, nor hung up on!
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There was also Hawkeye with his arrows! 5 comments
jasonmon · 18 weeks ago
Oh, snap
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Smart 1 comments
jasonmon · 18 weeks ago
His priorities did a pretty fast 180 turn
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