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No matter how bad things get, you can always find the good somewhere.

— Jason Report User
My mom and I tried to recreate the picture of us at her PhD defense at my PhD defense 6 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
When you're a doctoral candidate, you need to publish original work and defend it in front of a panel of impartial PhD experts in your field. They grill you about whatever aspect of your research they'd like, and then they remove you from the room. While you're gone, they deliberate about how you did and make a decision about your defense. If they decide you were successful, they'll call you back in to the room and give you the good news. From then, you are called Dr. Tanuki86 (or whatever), and you are deemed an expert in this field. Your education is complete and you are considered post-doctural. Typically, you'll become a researcher or a professor at this point..
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I drew a Goku 12 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
Nice drawing! That's really fantastic work :D
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Now there's an idea >:D put a shirt on first though. 13 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
Well, they are all making a penis-like gesture in the third pic..
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Ryder the Wolfdog Puppy 1 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
What a cutie. I love Ryder!
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OK but do you even chew DoubleMint gum? 4 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
Which one?
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Original Content - Please do not steal 4 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
Title from 9*gag: "Original Content - Please do not steal"
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https://m.9*gag.com/gag/aR1OG7B (remove the star to follow the link)
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Why do stars flicker? Does the basement furnace have a soul? Why does mommy kiss the 2 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
I almost missed the hilarious, truncated title. From iwastesomuchtime: "WHY DO STARS FLICKER? DOES THE BASEMENT FURNACE HAVE A SOUL? WHY DOES MOMMY KISS THE NEIGHBOR?"
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When someone says that Asians aren't good at weightlifting 3 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
Clearly the weights owe this guy some serious cash
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The worst photographer ever 1 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
Sadly, that's probably over a thousand US dollars-worth of garments
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Weak disastrous somber Rhinoceros 7 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
Wait, isn't he greek? @purplepumpkin comes to mind as part of our funsub French section.
One of my favourites 4 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
I like that one, and this one as a handy way to remember what's in DDT:
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"A dying mosquito exclaimed,
'A chemist has poisoned my brain!'
The cause of his sorrow
Was para-dichloro-
Diphenyl-trichloroethane"
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Begone 3 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
Go for it!
Looks like someone ordered a new AMD fan 2 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
Is he your ... puts on sunglasses ... biggest fan?
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Over 100,000 confiscated weapons were used to create this 26ft tall "Knife 8 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
From Reddit: "Over 100,000 confiscated weapons were used to create this 26ft tall 'Knife Angel' statue"
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From the year 2525 4 comments
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Meet Dr Katie Bouman, the computer scientist behind the first image* of a black hole 3 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
There were over 200 scientists on the project. She helped but she wasn't "the computer scientist responsible":
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https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/11/science/katie-bouman-black-hole.html
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Hufflepuff for life *dab* 6 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
I hate to say it, but that was a very Hufflepuff comment @calvinoot
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Dreams are prophecies mostly meant for other people and not you 6 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
I mean, that's been my experience in life so far..
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We need to get this everywhere. This is a big problem 8 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
The...oceans are too warm. What is the solution? Quick everyone, pick an ocean and cool it down a bit!
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when you accidentally create an abnormal panorama 149 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
Aviva was saying maybe we could take our little somewhere else, so I found this dead thread. I think it's mainly because shik and catfluff jumped on the blep thread.
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@parisqeen 4 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
you how are
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I give these to people anyway 4 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
The first one just rang once and hung up on me. I wanted to get politely rejected, nor hung up on!
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There was also Hawkeye with his arrows! 5 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
Oh, snap
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Smart 1 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
His priorities did a pretty fast 180 turn
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