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No matter how bad things get, you can always find the good somewhere.

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Types of programmers 6 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Hey, you leave Mr. Bombadil alone; that total weirdo was awesome :) Remember, he's the one who gifted the hobbits with the blade that unraveled the Witch King's immortality.
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Listen here you little shit 10 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
I've never heard of this before. I like it, thanks!
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Listen here you little shit 10 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
I'll be a huge nerd: in this case, x also evaluates to true at a value of -5, so saying simply "x=5" is incorrect
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I laughed too hard at this 7 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
"That just sounds like wide with extra steps"
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Meet me at the other North 2 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Oof yeah, everything goes south quickly from there
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Greek minister of transportation folks 6 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
The nice ones even have beer openers on the big end
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NASA announced Pluto is now considered a planet 1 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
No. It. Didn't.
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Can someone tell me what's the meaning of life 8 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
I see we have a lack of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy fans in this comment section.
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Humans were supposed to be part of a super computer called Earth designed to run for 10 million years before providing the QUESTION to Life, the Universe, and Everything. (The ANSWER was already calculated as 42.)
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But another humanoid race comprised of middle-management buffoons crash-landed on Earth and killed off the proto-humans by their idiocy and it ruined the 10 million year experiment.
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At the end of the experiment, the philosophers all gathered, to learn the question. The question turned out to be, spoiler alert, my previous comment. The two head philosophers' realized their experiment had been contaminated somewhere in the 10 million years and that they were about to announce something to the galaxy that was going to make them look like complete idiots. Good times.
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I highly recommend this series!
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Last week we got to 7°C here and I was dying. Only one of my students showed up to class 17 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
O.o
o.O
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Wait, -40° is the same in Celsius and Fahrenheit.
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Comments 2 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Self-entitled brats
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Chris Farley 12 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Mitch Hedberg
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That seems pretty accurate 6 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Wow, thanks a lot Mr. Schrute
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Can someone tell me what's the meaning of life 8 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Spoiler alert: "What is six times nine?"
Want to see fireworks? 3 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
I hope every little piece of him is ready to retire!
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That's a no from me 6 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Daww, ross + ross. I ship it.
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Oof 2 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
I dare you to save this and forward it to your significant other tomorrow morning :p
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First Veteran's Day Celebration (1918) - Philadelphia, PA 1 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Lol yes, it was called "Armistice" and it ended the Great War. People were pretty psyched.
I don't have anyting 5 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Oh yeah, there's copper and silver and gold as well. The purple ones are worth 10,000x the copper ones. Those are fun games.
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Date a live 5 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
SAUce?
I don't have anyting 5 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Those are the most valuable pieces of currency to collect in the Lego games. I think they're worth 10,000x the blue ones?
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Stonks 2 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Okay, I guess. I have some extra time. Who is your dentist, guest?
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Being single 2 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
I find a duck's opinion of my is heavily influenced on whether or not I have bread.
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Told ya 26 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
I've definitely had unwanted sexual touching from different females over the years. It happened more while working in a restaurant. Here's a gross quote from a waitress that gave me a ride home one night. As she was dropping me off and I was thanking her, she put her hand on the inside of my upper thigh and said, "Hey can I come inside? I'll let YOU." I didn't know what she meant at first and I'd only just met her. I said something like, "Uh, thank you, no." She was creepy. Later, I found out she even had a bf at the time.
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What a moment to be alive 10 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, @catfluff!! I hope you got to do lots of fun stuffs today!
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Pythtein 5 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
The length of an arbitrary hypotenuse will never equal the speed of light.
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