Jason

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No matter how bad things get, you can always find the good somewhere.

— Jason Report User
Huuuuuzzzzaaaaaaaa! 4 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
No it dothn't
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This is what wood looks like under a microscope 9 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
...Dad?
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Someone at my work was cheated on. He brought all of her shoes to work! 10 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
The royal blue ones are cute but the rest are kinda meh or trashy.
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Coffee shop bathroom sign...Can only imagine what happened to prompt this sign? 3 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
I don't have to imagine. I am literally looking at it on this plaque.
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Fishy Fun Survey 7 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Don't burn yourself out! We appreciate the fishy content but if you start to feel like it's a burden to think of what to post next, you should relax and just enjoy the memes for a bit
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NerdSubstance 26 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
..lining up lenses. Suddenly the microscope and the telescope entered the world and kicked off huge changes in how we thought about everything.
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I love how chain reactions of shared knowledge can spiral bigger and bigger and change everything.
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Now we know how to spin clear glass into long, fine strands and encode massive amounts of data on it. Fiber optics is the only reason people from the US, Canada, South Africa, the UK, France, Japan, and more, are all comfortably sitting on this thread, chatting and sharing our random experiences and interests. <3
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NerdSubstance 26 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
..being welcomed in Venice. They settled there in this brand new city and saw it become a major player in the Adriatic. Venice got tired of all the various glassmakers accidentally burning down their neighborhoods, so they gathered them all up and exiled them, in 1291, a short distance to the island of Murano.
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Information spillover stated happening between all these glass makers and something crazy happened. Glass got WAY better. It finally became clear as crystal. Ever heard of Murano glass?
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We don't know when, but sometime in the next hundred or so years, monks started wearing glass disks on their eyes to facilitate reading manuscripts. Slowly, other literate people wanted spectacles and they gained popularity.
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Guttenberg came along in the early 1400s and adapted an old wine press with moveable type and created the first "printing press" and then everyone wanted spectacles.
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Once more clear glass was available and cheaper, scientists started experimenting with..
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NerdSubstance 26 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
@purplepumpkin, welcome back! Of course you're getting upvoted, we need to get you your star.
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I like this random stuff, so I'll contribute too. Steven Johnson wrote How We Got To Now. I really recommend it if you like learning a lot about random stuff. Example:
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26 million years ago, in the Lybian desert, something crazy happened. We don't know what, but we do know it changed a bunch of silicon dioxide from solid crystals to a weird not-solid not-liquid state. The whole stretch of desert was a shimmering sheet of glass.
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Ten thousand years ago, give or take, humans started wandering through there and becoming obsessed with it. King Tut had a scarab beetle with a silver of this glass set in it.
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The Romans figured out how to make vaguely translucent, brownish window panes the stuff, as well as drinking vessels and bottles to hold wine. Not much happened for a while.
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When Constantinople was sacked in 1204, a small community of glassmakers fled in a panic. They ended up...
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Best in the business 2 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
He's a cold-blooded cropper
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Kristen Bell as Slave Leia 13 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
@xvarnah, or anyone else who's read this far, if you're on the hunt for an excellent twisted sort of comedy show on Netflix, The Good Place is definitely worth checking out.
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Momento Mori Skittles 10 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Taste the rainbow
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Yikes, bud 8 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
It depends on the sheriff. I have friends that work in a department here in my area and they would be fired, no question.
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Jokes 4 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
One of my nephews just graduated 5th grade. His mom, my sister, decorated her car and did a drive through graduation ceremony with the rest of the elementary school. She decorated her car with balloons and by writing all over the windows. The back window said "CONGATS!!"
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She was bragging to the family that her car was the best-decorated of the whole bunch and I said, "Oh wow, congats!" No one laughed. I mean, no one laughed except me lol
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Frenship is Magic :DDD (ft. WoB) 3 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Is that a steamed ham I see?
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The new 5G tower across the street 2 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
My internet is fast now. The tower stares and whispers to me a lot, and kinda makes my blood itch? 100% worth it!
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The Birds and the Bees do it, let's do it 7 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
The monocles mess with their depth perception
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Unmasked backwoods Panther 2 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
The best kind of...
Hot-blooded, check it and see. Got a room about 300 degrees 4 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
I accidentally read the title to the tune. Excellent attention to detail, @xvarnah lol
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Sorry to interrupt, but important news!! 4 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Ah, the good ol' boopmlem
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Knew it 3 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
I thought that guy was a tooth for a second
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Fishy Fun Day #30: Fangtooth @mrscollector @jasonmon 5 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Excellent. Actual pictures of me when I wake up don't have anything to do with fish, though??
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This is my Christmas Corner, I put it up during lockdown and decided I liked having it 6 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
"This is my Christmas Corner, I put it up during lockdown and decided I liked having it around during the crazy times we're all experiencing in 2020. Stay safe everyone! Love, Fishing Rod Manfred!"
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