https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wcnc.com/amp/article/news/verify/yes-its-illegal-to-give-water-food-to-georgia-voters-in-line-for-polls/507-88b0a0d2-0230-429e-becc-30d37565bcc9

They're broomsticks. You can find the original at hyperboleandahalf.com where Allie is talking about random inspiration or something, and iirc this picture is captioned CLEAN ALL THE THINGS.

So close!! Dolphins are sea creatures and Dom isn't a color.

So do all the black ones

Oh boy, @happy_frog is about to enjoy one of Ew's famous luxury massages

Scorny

But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impgregnate

Et tu, Brute?

@donutzero or something like that? I could be remembering that wrong..

(For confused future generations, @thatguyyouknow had originally typed figures as "figduare," which was why my sassy comment appeared above.)

BEST FIGDUARE

@chrishansen

Hopefully he pauses and then does the move so slowly that he convinces you he's invisible.