Jason

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No matter how bad things get, you can always find the good somewhere.

— Jason Report User
Track me more 9 comments
jasonmon · 2 years ago 2
Seriously man. It’s gonna be 2 months 7 comments
jasonmon · 2 years ago
*especially if you're in prison
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i thought it was interesting how they let something like this fall apart... 11 comments
jasonmon · 2 years ago
Step 1 .... you put your @dr_richard_ew in a box...
Farmers for the win! 3 comments
jasonmon · 2 years ago
The “Dustbowl” drought also chimed in pretty heavily
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Farmers for the win! 3 comments
jasonmon · 2 years ago
Someone didn't read Grapes of Wrath
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Very specific forklift rules at work 4 comments
jasonmon · 2 years ago
To be fair, they did specify a capital E
I adopted one :) 2 comments
jasonmon · 2 years ago
You know a skeleton is starting to recognize you because they will bring you shiny bits of rubbish or newer coins
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50$ for a sponge 9 comments
jasonmon · 2 years ago
Emergency room
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They got reverse card into a trap 2 comments
jasonmon · 2 years ago
I believe the last panel says, "Don't underestimate @rosalinas"
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Zombie Rex 4 comments
jasonmon · 2 years ago
That was a weird night for Butters
Prom? 8 comments
jasonmon · 2 years ago
Congratulations, you have become Bowser/Ganon
Boyscout Blood Circles 3 comments
jasonmon · 2 years ago
Hulk Hogan's blood circle is enormous. Anyone who enters it is now called Brother and is treated like blood.
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Yes im serious, I wanna know lol 4 comments
jasonmon · 2 years ago
Water and Fire dumdums are extremely incompatible, I've heard
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When I was your age, I worked in the coal mines! 4 comments
jasonmon · 2 years ago
…You’re helping the Axis?
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<Zoom> 25 comments
jasonmon · 2 years ago
"Without zero hesitation" was bothering me too, but I totally missed "hillbilly redneck" lol
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Excellent analysis, beth
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Who wouldn't want this? 4 comments
jasonmon · 2 years ago
Nah, they would just fine and date an analogue :)
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That’s how the cookie crumbles 3 comments
jasonmon · 2 years ago
Idk how many people would come across a random passed-out naked female and have their first instinct be to try and rape them. If that's your first instinct, you should please check yourself. Get them clothes, make sure it's not a medical emergency, find their friends, get them home, but please don't rape them :(
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Please, stfu 4 comments
jasonmon · 2 years ago
Ich liebe dich
Correct answer? 5 comments
jasonmon · 2 years ago
I won't hire someone that feels like they'd be annoying to work with. So, dad jokes are probably a "no" unless it's an amazing one. Breezy, neutral humor is a big plus.
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“Who needs love when you can have a CAT CT660 Concrete Mixer” 4 comments
jasonmon · 2 years ago
Also, do they have tow hitches? What is their exact drum capacity? Is there a four axle princess mixer truck available for bigger tasks?
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C’mon, man, just let me explore! 1 comments
jasonmon · 2 years ago
FFVII Remake, I'm looking at you
I lost the count 4 comments
jasonmon · 2 years ago
Jay Z never lost count. He has precisely 99 problems.
This review on Amazon 3 comments
jasonmon · 2 years ago
But how am I supposed to know for sure whether or not I'm Asian?
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Truly inspiring 2 comments
jasonmon · 2 years ago
Did Elon make you do that, child?
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