Then suffer a stroke due to lack of blood to the brain.

DO do it. Then regret it for the rest of your life.

(the error is a lie)

Read the small print.

Funny, I had thought the same about you.

They're talking about the little plastic piece on the end. It's an aglet.

They're on a window ledge

That's more of a cackle.

angry nope ropes

@happy_frog you're gonna cause beef with puns like that if you're not careful.

Yeah, should be an octopus. They're rather spiteful.

You're as comforting as a pillow.

Sometimes that person is yourself.

pretty sure its nueqlear

Definitely looks more like a chidori to me.

Wants a baby.

Because the internet is a vile and dangerous place to put details like that.

The symbol "5" has a set connotation that society as a whole agrees upon being one more than the symbol "4". If you want to say that "2+2=5" then you first need to make society adjust to learning the symbol "5" means one less then the symbol "4" and thusly the order would be "1 2 3 5 4".
It is possible for words and the symbols that represent them to change over time, but math symbols would be the hardest to change since math is considered a universal constant.