jd1984_1

jd1984_1


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Get Blue-Pilled 3 comments
jd1984_1 · 1 hour ago
Then suffer a stroke due to lack of blood to the brain.
Actually mind blowing 6 comments
jd1984_1 · 23 hours ago
DO do it. Then regret it for the rest of your life.
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Selective breeding results in genetic changes 4 comments
jd1984_1 · 2 days ago
(the error is a lie)
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So, Bird Is Not the Word? 2 comments
jd1984_1 · 3 days ago
Read the small print.
Don’t forget it! 16 comments
jd1984_1 · 3 days ago
Funny, I had thought the same about you.
Don’t forget it! 16 comments
jd1984_1 · 4 days ago
They're talking about the little plastic piece on the end. It's an aglet.
Huge pigeons 4 comments
jd1984_1 · 6 days ago
They're on a window ledge
hehe 10 comments
jd1984_1 · 1 week ago
That's more of a cackle.
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I'm halfway done 2 comments
jd1984_1 · 1 week ago
whisper wake up, then pretend you didn't
Lolz 6 comments
jd1984_1 · 1 week ago
angry nope ropes
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I Got Some Beef with This One 4 comments
jd1984_1 · 1 week ago
@happy_frog you're gonna cause beef with puns like that if you're not careful.
Best of luck Terry & fu*k p*dophilia 3 comments
jd1984_1 · 1 week ago
Yeah, should be an octopus. They're rather spiteful.
Seriously man. It’s gonna be 2 months 7 comments
jd1984_1 · 1 week ago
You're as comforting as a pillow.
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Judgement day has come 8 comments
jd1984_1 · 1 week ago
Shirt sleeve
Don’t lose your things 4 comments
jd1984_1 · 1 week ago
Sometimes that person is yourself.
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Fortunate 5 comments
jd1984_1 · 1 week ago
Both are wrong, but 1 = 1 is right.
Well, the most likely suspects at least 5 comments
jd1984_1 · 1 week ago
pretty sure its nueqlear
Can't say I've ever wondered what happens to aluminum when a piece of plastic hits it 5 comments
jd1984_1 · 2 weeks ago
Definitely looks more like a chidori to me.
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I'll risk it 8 comments
jd1984_1 · 2 weeks ago
Wants a baby.
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Seduction is a subtle art 8 comments
jd1984_1 · 2 weeks ago
Because the internet is a vile and dangerous place to put details like that.
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Yes... Fight 11 comments
jd1984_1 · 2 weeks ago
That's a grape
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Idk how people think this 10 comments
jd1984_1 · 2 weeks ago
The symbol "5" has a set connotation that society as a whole agrees upon being one more than the symbol "4". If you want to say that "2+2=5" then you first need to make society adjust to learning the symbol "5" means one less then the symbol "4" and thusly the order would be "1 2 3 5 4".
It is possible for words and the symbols that represent them to change over time, but math symbols would be the hardest to change since math is considered a universal constant.
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Centaur Recliners 4 comments
jd1984_1 · 2 weeks ago
I'd like one of these for when I want to sit on the floor.
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Kek 7 comments
jd1984_1 · 2 weeks ago
Well, if they can no longer see, they will no longer "see" themselves as looking wrong.
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355 years! 1 comments
jd1984_1 · 3 weeks ago
It does appear to be shrinking though.