jensensbooty

jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

— jensensbooty Report User
A little advice on this taco Tuesday eve 2 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Wtf is that. Disgusting small flour tortilla for a taco? You’re out of your mind
The Quetzalcoatlus, the largest known flying animal that ever existed ! 13 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Wait why was it named after the Aztec god?
K cool 6 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
It’s definitely not me (there’s two of us)
Introverted + alcohol 5 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
I am the myth
Merging onto a highway 13 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Unfortunately, I would speed up to pass the guy that’s slowing down. I know you’re really not supposed to do that but some people are just dumb like this situation
1 mississippi, 2 mississippi 18 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
What does this mean
You can't see me 2 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Who is Tom Hardy’s stunt double and how can I bed him
Welp 3 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
This movie is so good
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Since they are destroying our forests. It could be like trash challenge 7 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Mr. Beast is already on it
People are stupid 11 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Why isn’t everyone mad that Taylor Swift is the Egyptian cat? Shouldn’t they have gotten an actual Egyptian to play that? HUH??!!!
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People are stupid 11 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
She’s iconic
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People are stupid 11 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
These idiots obviously haven’t seen the musical where the main character is the white cat
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Put it in rice 9 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Ahhhhh thank you
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Put it in rice 9 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Can someone explain
I'm 18 and I drink smirnoff ice 3 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Wholesome (except the title)
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In Big Hero 6 (2014), this happens: (credit to Tumblr user shinobicyrus) 3 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
This movie wasn’t good
Are you ? 12 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Meowdy handsome
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Love your BF 13 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
That’s what I thought too!!
Who agrees? 18 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
You don’t go to hell for being gay
I could watch this show 19 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
The whole point of the show is to look at nice houses
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I mean imagine their faces 4 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
She isn’t a pornstar but pretty close
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Who agrees? 18 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
He still has abounding love for you back then and now
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Please teach them actually right 10 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
I lived in Seattle and we have a Kent County so I didn’t know either!
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Normies won't get this 11 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Me and the boys becoming a Mark Rothko painting
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Uno reverse card the lawyer 7 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
I would immediately lose all respect for that lawyer