jensensbooty

jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

— jensensbooty Report User
Distorting Map of Countries With the Most COVID-19 Cases Over 3 Months 8 comments
jensensbooty · 3 years ago
*Reported COVID-19 cases
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Scattering departed unruly Wildcat 1 comments
jensensbooty · 3 years ago
Ah I see you’re on the quarter system as well
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Cyberpunk dystopia 1 comments
jensensbooty · 3 years ago
*Cyberpunk 2077 theme song plays*
Effort 35 comments
jensensbooty · 3 years ago
Ouchie
Oh, it’s not ending Dec. 31 1 comments
jensensbooty · 3 years ago
Haha 2020 bad
Good mates 2 comments
jensensbooty · 3 years ago
God I wish that was me
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I could watch it 4 comments
jensensbooty · 3 years ago
One of my favorite movies
That's crazy and disgusting... What's her name? 9 comments
jensensbooty · 3 years ago
Honestly doubt he surfing that, he probably got sent it by another student or teacher or parent knowing private schools
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Shard of NøK'ia, Elder God of Unbreaking 10 comments
jensensbooty · 3 years ago
You’re just microwaving a VHS tape it’s not that deep
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Fix'd 11 comments
jensensbooty · 3 years ago
I’ve seen this post with the original word and it’s something like “miserable” but that’s why the title says “Fix’d”, because a poster on huge lol humorously changed the word
Fix'd 11 comments
jensensbooty · 3 years ago
It is a joke, this post was stolen from huge lol, where this kind of post makes more sense in the context of that site and it’s humor
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The thing about numbers, is 24 comments
jensensbooty · 3 years ago
I was just talking about this to a friend. I participated in an internship and was sent a survey to describe how the internship helped my life and whether I was going into the field blah blah blah. I get an email to update us about the results and they said “Our internship overwhelmingly puts candidates into this chosen field”, “93% of our alumni say this internship helped them with their career!” What they glossed over is that ONLY 32% OF THE INTERNSHIP ALUMNI GO INTO THE FIELD!!! It seems like the internship deters people away from going into that career, which is exactly what it did to me. Statistical presentations can be a bunch of bullshit
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All dogs go back to heaven 5 comments
jensensbooty · 3 years ago
Humans do mean things on purpose to each other so it’s kinda hard to look at them the same way as dogs who have no intentions, they are just animals
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Fix'd 11 comments
jensensbooty · 3 years ago
The joke is that the word was changed to cringe :/
CHIPS GOT CHUBBY CHEEKS! [WholesomeSubstance] 4 comments
jensensbooty · 3 years ago
My neighbor just steals my cats that bitch
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sad 18 comments
jensensbooty · 3 years ago
My dad has thrown my math textbook across the room... so yeah
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An NHL team used photos drawn by children to introduce the players 2 comments
jensensbooty · 3 years ago
To the kid that drew Cory Schnieder... thanks kid I love it
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Some people excel at life 5 comments
jensensbooty · 3 years ago
Omg congrats!
When you leave his place after 2 hours of kissing 3 comments
jensensbooty · 3 years ago
What the f is wrong with you
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Someone's open-mouth chewing, and I must scream 14 comments
jensensbooty · 3 years ago
I didn’t 4 years ago but now I do only if I know the person who’s chewing... who is most likely my guy friend he eats like there won’t be any food for months
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Just slap it hard and fast 1 comments
jensensbooty · 3 years ago
Is this ghost adventures?
Different shades of native corn and its dough 5 comments
jensensbooty · 3 years ago
TORTILLAS!!!!
The great America experiment 3 comments
jensensbooty · 3 years ago
No she’s just a bad writer
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Finally found it 5 comments
jensensbooty · 3 years ago
I love Shel Silverstein
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