Jordan Erika Smith

jes5890


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Where’s my food 2 comments
jes5890 · 4 years ago
Automatic feeder was my best purchase ever. Drops food at 5am while I keep sleeping.
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He's not wrong 10 comments
jes5890 · 4 years ago
Sadly, simply calling people defective doesnt mean they dont exist. Thus there are more than two.
He's not wrong 10 comments
jes5890 · 4 years ago
Biologically speaking, there are more than two. XXY. Basic biology. I feel like people didnt pay attention in school.
The lorde is testing me 22 comments
jes5890 · 4 years ago
Dunno where you went to school but mine had nothing on finance, let alone it being a requirement. We did have calculus and statistics, but I wouldnt call those finance. Of course, I'm also in the deep south which should be explanation enough.
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This is why your wear a helmet 15 comments
jes5890 · 4 years ago
Someone pulling out in front of me is what caused mine. There were 3 lanes. I was in the middle lane. They pulled straight from the shopping center to the middle lane....Of course, the week before someone had done the same thing in the same spot when I was in my car. Idiots all around.
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This is why your wear a helmet 15 comments
jes5890 · 4 years ago
Mine looked similar 2 months ago. Wear protective clothing as well. I will never not wear my jacket.
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That fake asshole 2 comments
jes5890 · 4 years ago
Cats meow to kittens cause they're too young to hear cat speak.
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The chicken lives backstory 7 comments
jes5890 · 4 years ago
I mean...not anymore.
Social media summit 9 comments
jes5890 · 4 years ago
#metoo has latched to powerful figures using their influence for sexual persuasion so it gets equated with rape and sexual harassment in that context.
"new data: Found" 9 comments
jes5890 · 4 years ago
We're more connected than ever before. We can see the world and the bad in it in an instant. My grandparents got local news and saw someone called the police for a shadow that turned out to be a dog. We get daily news of school shootings, rapes, police brutality, disease outbreaks, starvation in so many towns, states, countries across the world. It's an entirely different knowledge. It's not that we have nothing to fight...its that we have too much and finally know it.
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Flirting with crabs 4 comments
jes5890 · 4 years ago
She dies from it.
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I’m worried about the cat. How is he getting the air? 2 comments
jes5890 · 4 years ago
Do liquid based beings need air?
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Yeah what could go wrong 3 comments
jes5890 · 4 years ago
I'm not seeing a problem here.
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When you've spent literally all your saving for the bike 3 comments
jes5890 · 4 years ago
Im still healing from a wrecked motorcycle a month ago while wearing full protective clothing. This picture hurts.
Not rude at all 8 comments
jes5890 · 4 years ago
In the case I know, it because they refuse to acknowledge they're half deaf from working loud machinery their whole life.
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"Depends on the width" 3 comments
jes5890 · 4 years ago
If I remember correctly, April joked she filled one balloon out of the whole bunch with poison.
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This explains a lot 6 comments
jes5890 · 4 years ago
Then why is he still so dumb?
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People are arrested every day 7 comments
jes5890 · 4 years ago
I mean, there's a big difference between saying you hate trump and saying trump should be murdered.
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I've been waiting for this day all my life 5 comments
jes5890 · 4 years ago
What I find amazing it is that both of them are even close to one another. Everyone I know has a 50 to100 Point difference between the two companies.
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Sign language 8 comments
jes5890 · 4 years ago
Sorry but cream cheese icing is the best. Carrot cake ftw!
The first scene of Game of Thrones vs the last scene of Game of Thrones 3 comments
jes5890 · 4 years ago
Wasnt it more dragon warming?
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Here to disturb 1 comments
jes5890 · 4 years ago
No, no. We're buying ring doorbells so we know when the mailman leaves and it's safe to come out from behind the couch to get our packages.
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Damn woman, can't do something right 3 comments
jes5890 · 4 years ago
To be fair Catherine had multiple sons but they didnt survive.
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oops 5 comments
jes5890 · 4 years ago
College humor I think did this
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