Perhaps a good distinction to make would be that if we could not have learned the information any way other than digging, then it's archaeology. If there was some other way to learn it (such as talking to the descendants) then digging would be grave robbing. Hang on... we need to work the consent of the descendants into that.

I would argue that tuber is a subclassification of the broader class, vegetable.

Now I feel like I'm sitting too close to the fire.

True, the perforations would have to be very well made.

Definitely edited, you would never be able to focus on both the outside and inside at the same time.

Solution: Have the backing perforated as well, then tear off the appropriate sections before removing the backing.

I agree, but BMI is a fundamentally flawed metric, it takes too few variables into account. You could be perfectly healthy while at the same time BMI would say that you're underweight or overweight.

How about whisky? Can you whisky?