jmmcclain

jmmcclain


I'm just here to try and make mialinay giggle or shit. Wait, that second part doesn't sound quite right. Oh well...

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Wait a minute. 3 comments
jmmcclain · 4 years ago
Me: Oh okay this wholesome
Me: ...
Me: Wait, no, don't do that!
Inbred Republic of Pakistan 7 comments
jmmcclain · 4 years ago
I don't really get polygamy. I just want one person. Just someone I can be excited to tell stupid/funny things, to laugh, and hold, to take care of and be taken care of, go on adventures, to be friends, to fuck, etc. Feeling that strongly for multiple people at the same time just lessens it, and doesn't even seem plausible to me. I guess maybe that's love...Idk. But hey, do whatever the hell you want I guess - well it'd be cool if equality was a thing. They do look mortified.
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Important post 40 comments
jmmcclain · 4 years ago
*gives @aviva truck keys* be safe out there it's ruff *slaps knee and laughs maniacally*
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Important post 40 comments
jmmcclain · 4 years ago
Wait, isn't @dogscruff @police?
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My mother didn't find this to be an appropriate Christmas Card picture. Let her know 5 comments
jmmcclain · 4 years ago
I imagined you saying that very sassy @aviva
Facts on facts on facts 5 comments
jmmcclain · 4 years ago
Yea not sure what I'd do in this scenario. Slightly weirded out, but also intrigued..
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Important post 40 comments
jmmcclain · 4 years ago
It's why we come here
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Get em Ern 13 comments
jmmcclain · 4 years ago
May the bannanuck have mercy on your soul.
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He is using the force 5 comments
jmmcclain · 4 years ago
Sometimes I forget what a powerful bender that kid is.
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Get em Ern 13 comments
jmmcclain · 4 years ago
Yea...no, no. No. No don't.. No, bu why?
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Fry said it best, happy new year! 6 comments
jmmcclain · 4 years ago
Yep, it's a great show though
I'm a bearded man living in Canada. This happens to me almost everyday, hence, I decided 1 comments
jmmcclain · 4 years ago
I don't know about that.. I got complimented on my beard just yesterday on this site by the most wonderful badass woman
Found this beauty 2 comments
jmmcclain · 4 years ago
Cold turkey
Fixer Upper 29 comments
jmmcclain · 4 years ago
^dis is a cutie
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Ahoy!!! 8 comments
jmmcclain · 4 years ago
Ya penis, it's skinny boi
This self help book has changed my life 1 comments
jmmcclain · 4 years ago
I had an anti-gun ad under this. Never would have guessed that's a pen name
Fixer Upper 29 comments
jmmcclain · 4 years ago
Working on it
Fixer Upper 29 comments
jmmcclain · 4 years ago
I really dig your smile
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Mckillmyself 2 comments
jmmcclain · 4 years ago
Aw, that ending
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I leave it as it was when I got there 7 comments
jmmcclain · 4 years ago
So I grew up with only women.. I developed a habit of putting both the seat and lid down as sort of a rebellious action against the "I fell in argument." So I think I'm just weird to everybody now. Idk, I'd be glad to put the seat however she wanted.
Found this on quora 17 comments
jmmcclain · 4 years ago
@creativedragonbaby dems basic bitches haha
I was wondering where my food went 2 comments
jmmcclain · 4 years ago
I'm pretty sure I'm the ant on the right.
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Lmfao 1 comments
jmmcclain · 4 years ago
"Ma'am, this a muffin" *pets muffin - has life together*
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Yeehaw junction 3 comments
jmmcclain · 4 years ago
Dong know about you. I'm pulling down those pants! Hahaha omg "Dong" okay I'm leaving that
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Found this on quora 17 comments
jmmcclain · 4 years ago
Favorite ice cream flavors. Go: