Jokur

jokur_and_batmon


Some loser. Yes, I am a female. And an adult. Not a bot. Or a troll. Just opinionated and willing to discuss.

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Went to a silent disco at my uni and it was awesome! 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I put the funsubs tag since it’s other people’s faces who have no control over this picture being posted. And anytime a really popular song came on you could see all the headsets switch to the same channel and then hear 300+ people shouting the lyrics.
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I never would have thought my console collection would lead me to become a potential mass 9 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Adderall isn’t in Coca Cola but nice try
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Burning stupidity 12 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
It’s funsub where they never understand it
I never would have thought my console collection would lead me to become a potential mass 9 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Ah I see you too have a cocaine addiction
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This is so sad. Alexa play Despacito 23 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Did Logan Paul make the title of this?
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Cotton chicken candy nuggests! 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Where did you come from where’d you go where did ya come from cotton chicken candy nuggets?
Can't unsee 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
omg Howard was hot all along?
Cotton chicken candy nuggests! 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I didn’t read the full post past “I can’t stop singing” and then proceeded to sing cotton chiken candy nuggets in the tmnt theme. I have 1/3 of a brain cell left send help
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Joke-king 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Instead I was jumping for help
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Double standards 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Those damn school kids better know where to hide then
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How much do you weigh 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
He need som milk
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This is Professor dr. Doerak. A cat who is an official student at the Rijksuniversiteit 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
If he’s already a professor what more could he be studying?
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Disney has brainwashed the masses 10 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
And our relatives and kids still watch their every show
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Damn true 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Aka a lung my guy. it’s not like you’ve got 18 of em
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The wall scares me 22 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
A view of hell
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@fell_equinox posted just the first half, check them out! 12 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I WANT it and want it NOW
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The wall scares me 22 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I don’t really know why but the room was shaped oddly so there wasn’t much wall space that wasn’t covered in doors. And the only spot had a bad view so I made a view on the wall
The wall scares me 22 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Yep
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The wall scares me 22 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I’ve had my room set up that way before, but for the most part I didn’t/don’t comply to standard sleeping positions
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@fell_equinox posted just the first half, check them out! 12 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I would love to see just several movies or a short series of this
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1999 kids VS 2014 kids 8 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
My bed is near the window and the closest plug is 6 feet away so I guess I live in the past
"Bum"pkin Bowl 11 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
If it makes you feel better they’d have to use a glaze over the ass print at a heat that would kill almost anything before feeing it to you
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I’m a woman in construction and I still find this hilarious 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Wow the bots have actual jobs now
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Squirrel-proof bird feeder 6 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
They chew through cables, tear out insulation, and then proceed to die in your attic causing a horrific stench that will cost either your soul to go clean up or loads to pay someone else to do it
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Nah...Too muck work 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Instructions unclear crying profusely over my shitty dorm and not getting to hug my mom
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