Jokur

jokur_and_batmon


Some loser. Yes, I am a female. And an adult. Not a bot. Or a troll. Just opinionated and willing to discuss.

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What's your excuse? 10 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
My legs hurt rlly bad after the last leg day
Leaves from the vine 11 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I always wanted Uncle Iroh to be my Uncle
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Best in bed goes to 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
What whole school year is taught by only 1 teacher? And is not pure pedophillia
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Uncesored h*ntai 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I don’t know who is meant to say that to who in the 2nd pic but either way it works
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He's a good boi 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Dog’s ripped enough to bench press a house
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Fun fact indeed 10 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Interesting about the other forms of the programs. The only ones I’ve ever seen sucked so I was always curious I guess
IQ of a McChicken 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I’ve seen a grown man fully capable of swimming (passed the little “deep-end” test) go into a drowning response. He was just fine for a long while in the 12ft, but he suddenly just looked so lost and was slowly sinking under. He was lucky the lifeguard was paying attention and saved him (I was all of 9 and had no hope of dragging him to safety)
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Fun fact indeed 10 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
My one honest question is how do they know text slang like bc=because? If they use something like text to speech to “read” posts how would they have learned text slang
IQ of a McChicken 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I guess we found mckenzeigh cause anyone with an iq higher than a mcrib would know of the instinctive drowning response and that you can’t really control drowning sometimes
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Aight, Imma head out 23 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Wait what is UNT famous for?
Sounds lit 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
That sounds red neck but ok
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Ducks are free at all municipal parks this week and this week only 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Look at all that life insurance
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Rap name 20 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Young loneliness
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Leo is the only one actually doing something about it. 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Mine read “pray Obama zom”
Flame wars, flame wars everywhere Morty 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I mean bronies and supernatural fans still exist so y’all are at least 4th place worst
brave people 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
So brave for having to deal with all that hot air
Alright alright alright 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I went to the wrong UT damn it
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DJ Concert 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
So Bo Burnham?
I was told that angels brought me to them 25 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Ah yes then please go get your mother to tell you the intricacies of her sex life and then the backbreaking pain that is labor. When she’s done telling you about your dads dick please come back and rethink the “gore” value
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I was told that angels brought me to them 25 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I was told the gory details of birth and sex anytime I asked
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Boys don't cry 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
How am I to do my homework?
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My friend got this Captcha! 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Look mom no hands!
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My plan for world domination begins with... (Predictive text) 62 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
My plan for world domination begins with the new season of champions in our last year round in fall and y’all will have to take everything off
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Ain't no shame in his game 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Idk guest I shame a man that pays the homeless to fight each other for like no money to literally no money and then records it to make loads of money
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1 photo, 2 points of view 18 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I mean without the royal family the country would have fallen apart centuries ago. I mean look at what happened with Charles I. So, in my mind it seems like the country is keeping them/paying them to uphold diplomacy, tradition, and to pay off the dues of living in the country they “saved”.