Jokur

jokur_and_batmon


Some loser. Yes, I am a female. And an adult. Not a bot. Or a troll. Just opinionated and willing to discuss.

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Why'd he name him Greg tho? 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 3 years ago
I thought he turned into a dung beetle cause his family thought he was a piece of shit, but also he didn’t turn himself. He woke up that way. Get your classic literature right bots
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Chonk 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 3 years ago
Nah he seems human but damn is he THICCC with three C’s
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OP is a f*ggot 13 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 3 years ago
And here we see a fucking bigoted jackass
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Airport security 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 3 years ago
This guy was in house and how I met your mother tho
There's always that one coworker on Monday morning 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 3 years ago
These cats have super impressive eye liner
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A blessing on your head, mazel tov! 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 3 years ago
By Hozier
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Why? 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 3 years ago
Use Scissors to cut around the edge and once the seal is completely removed from the packaging you can separate the front from the back and retrieve the pain relief
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Happy australia day 9 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 3 years ago
That is a shrimp? Just not a jumbo one
Happy australia day 9 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 3 years ago
@johe “some shrimp on the Barbie” is how Australians say shrimp on the barbecue or bbq.
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This sex ed pamphlet given in my school 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 3 years ago
Don’t ya know a baby is an advanced form of STD’s?
Gary, in firefighters - graduation class 2020 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 3 years ago
Yeah no those face masks totally aren’t really creepy
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/tv/ on rap(p)ers 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 3 years ago
Ability to make legal consent, also some women won’t reach puberty until late 16 onwards so there’s that difference
Bullet-proof McDonald’s in Detroit, Michigan, U.S.A 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 3 years ago
A bunch of restaurants in my area have these bullet proof casings so they were already prepared for corona
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Pineapple express 8 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 3 years ago
Exeggutor Intensifies
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Midterm suspenseful Rat 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 3 years ago
It’s certainly suspended though
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Dorian Leigh and Maurice Tillet 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 3 years ago
What
Embroidery is fun they said 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 3 years ago
Never fails to make me smile
Wich one ? 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 3 years ago
Animals tend to move their feet diagonally so the first one would be very hard for them to move in. The second option allows for ‘complete’ freedom of movement like skis on a human do. The first option more closely resembles cat snowboarding as it binds the feet like it does a human
Yikes 6 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 3 years ago
Sometimes I look at these and feel proud to be the big dude other times I look on in horror as to what some of you freaks do
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Probably best to sit this one out, Karen 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 3 years ago
1) idk prolly just someone being a dick to This older woman who’s trying her best. 2) that athletic tape that you put on your muscles for reasons like injury or wanting certain performance. Typically you use maybe a stripe or two so it’s a bit over board to the average joe
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Cat gets her own little rug so she can join her family's prayer time 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 3 years ago
This is the fun content we need
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As long as he does not run with scissors 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 3 years ago
I assumed he ran on blades like an ice skater
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Batman waxes everything 20 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 3 years ago
I was playing off their weirdness cause my name is Jokur ie I hate batman
Batman waxes everything 20 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 3 years ago
Always knew that guy was a weirdo
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Feel like helping the guy, he's far less cringey than it looks at first glance. 6 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 3 years ago
Eh he may be nice but I’ll never get with or understand the “I need a virgin to be my partner and 2020 is just such a terrible time for that with all the hoes” ideology