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You know that right? 14 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
I agree. It IS a free country. That guy is free to say whatever he wants to that girl without random people neither of them have ever met online writing a short novel about how garbage they are. (Also, I know I used guy and girl, but only to keep context with previous comments. Nowhere in the post does it actually mention which gender either of those people are. Shame on you for assuming. I can say that... it's a free country.)
This is fine 1 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
The spongebob on the right always bothered me, because the original face is not laughing, it's utter shock. but sporngeboob throws on the face with the other gigglers and is there anyone else on my page or just me?
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Sleep paralyses demon dancing 5 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
How many eyebrows?
Rip to those guys 5 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
I mean I believe that if the Infinity Stones have the power to erase and bring back half of all life in existence, they can manage to put them where the snapper expects them to be.
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Share the road! 1 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
Yeah cool, move over!
He's gonna love 'em all 6 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
This is one of those things that I've never even considered being a thing, until it is and suddenly I'm like "Duh, what took so long?"
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Things they don't teach you 5 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
So before you could see any of his bones, was his name already Skeletor?
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She might not be able to see but she's still a very good girl 5 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
Aww what a cute demogorgon.
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1 mississippi, 2 mississippi 18 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
"where'd you get that tan?"
"oh she went to one of those tanning salons"
"chandler!"
"did I say tanning salon? I meant surf contest."
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1 mississippi, 2 mississippi 18 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
Was it not a friends reference?
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For real - what are the chances lol? 11 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
free slurpees for life
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Childhood 3 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
Yeah I remember hearing years ago that the agreement was that the characters are each on screen for literally the same number of frames and they certainly counted frame by frame.
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It really is 16 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
You did the pros of watching alone and the cons of watching with others. I think you have a clear preference.
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Old but gold 7 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
illegal shoes? music too canadian? I've got you.
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Walked right into that supermutant ambush 6 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
I just didn't understand what was melting OP's mind about the location of the spawn.
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Walked right into that supermutant ambush 6 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
Yeah I didn't get that it was a reference to Skyrim.
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Religion man... 5 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
Sounds like that person and their mom were chasing after a tiny man for a long time in order to beat the shit out of him. "I got the tiny man" "oh good. Now put him in the ground!"
I could wear this t-shirt 2 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
I was like WTF is TRAS?
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Walked right into that supermutant ambush 6 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
Asking please for details. What?
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Modern military 12 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
Yeah I see a lot of that where I live too. As I'm walking toward the store, a low rider rolls up to the closest handicapped parking spot, and then 4 human Flubbers squeeze out and leave no sign of a handicapped parking sign hanging in the mirror as I realize the car was not a low rider after all. Then they begin to walk, fully unimpeded, into the store in front of me as I pause, half expecting to hear David Attenborough's voice fill my head in narration. I then hear these people, with mine. own. ears. saying things like "oh good there's no old people in here today, let's take these scooters. My fat ass hates having to walk everywhere. All right...which aisle is the chips and dips?" "No let's hit all the aisles, maybe they got some of them free samples out." And I shake my head silently as I walk past them, through the smoke created by the struggling motors in those little scooters just...doing their best.
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Happy frog 4 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
Is this the new craze of the week? Posting the first image of simple searches and celebrating those things being at the top? If so, I'm all for it.
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Not good with titles 8 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
I haven't really done any digging on the reasoning or if there's a clear answer I'm just unaware of, but something about Endgame that bothered me is that...Thor is the one with the lightning powers right? why is it that Cap can use it when holding mjolnir? Is Thor nearby just electrocuting Cap as a boost, because as far as I know, the hammer isn't where the lightning originates.
Young seth macfarlane, 1999 6 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
His head wasn't finished growing yet.
Doggo establishing dominance over poor tortoise 10 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
Oh she was the barrister what become a bobby in a lorry...tea kettle...and then, and then she shat on a turtle!
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Mmmm ketchup 2 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
Why are you upset? It's clearly marked ketchup. Go wash that off, the soap's in the pantry.
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