Jules

juliesmash


I like to think that I'm normal, and then I remember that I'm me.

— Jules Report User
Let's stop for a second to appreciate this great guy 11 comments
juliesmash · 4 years ago
I love him way more than Keanu
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Send me your best cursed images 6 comments
juliesmash · 4 years ago
So I was seeing this guy and it was one of my first times at his place. I mentioned I was kinda hungry so he said he will be right back and goes upstairs to the kitchen. Comes down with a bowl of microwaved wieners for us to eat. No buns, no condiments, nothing except wieners lol.
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Don't read this 6 comments
juliesmash · 4 years ago
Bad analogy haha
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LITERALLY 8 comments
juliesmash · 4 years ago
You know someone will poop in that chair right?
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Show all of the things you carry in your pockets at work, and everyone has to guess your 3 comments
juliesmash · 4 years ago
Smokes, lighter, pen, highlighter, sharpie, whiteboard marker, ibuprofen, and mentos
Am I snek? 4 comments
juliesmash · 4 years ago
I can do it sometimes on will lol
Am I snek? 4 comments
juliesmash · 4 years ago
That is called "gleeking"
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Princess Diana in Italy 1997. Lovely lady, lovely place, but you can see the loneliness ! 12 comments
juliesmash · 4 years ago
No, you can be in the best places wearing the best clothes etc, but if you feel alone/are alone.. no money is going to help that..
Honestly, having money is hard to try to make friends because you always have to wonder if they have other intentions
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To the invisible boatmobile 5 comments
juliesmash · 4 years ago
Yuuuus
Scary to think about 4 comments
juliesmash · 4 years ago
Is because my arms fell off
Lamp 5 comments
juliesmash · 4 years ago
I can confirm
This = highschool
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Do u know where this widget is used for? 11 comments
juliesmash · 4 years ago
Cutting off the tip
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My younger self 14 comments
juliesmash · 4 years ago
Myself at a younger age when I really needed someone ...
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I've been waiting for this day all my life 5 comments
juliesmash · 4 years ago
Shit son I guess I'm doing good
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I've been waiting for this day all my life 5 comments
juliesmash · 4 years ago
A score in the 700s is good?
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Oh SciFi movies 2 comments
juliesmash · 4 years ago
I miss living in BC
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"I got you next time babe" 1 comments
juliesmash · 4 years ago
Their *
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UFO 3 comments
juliesmash · 4 years ago
She is the best
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UFO 3 comments
juliesmash · 4 years ago
Hahahhaa that reminds me of my 2 year old today..
*sees a plane flying overhead*
Her: mommy what's that?
Me: that's a plane!
Her: ...
Me: it flies in the air and it has people inside...
Her: .. no mommy... I don't like it
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I JUST GOT SLAPPED BY THE PAST 5 comments
juliesmash · 4 years ago
Ok but how do they work
Just a title 12 comments
juliesmash · 4 years ago
She got mad when we were driving home because she saw a bus and then lost sight of it... started screaming " WHERE THE BUS GO?" while crying hysterically
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Remarkable nosy sweltering Mole 4 comments
juliesmash · 4 years ago
This is me but instead of dropping the keys- me carrying 2 backpacks, a purse, and whatever groceries after my daughter and I get home from work/daycare and her refusing to walk inside(which she is ver capable of)
Option A: SheHulk it and pick her up
Option B: Leave screaming child on driveway, bring stuff inside then proceed to take kicking and screaming child in.. (screaming because I left for literally 30 secs)
It's a... Cowch 16 comments
juliesmash · 4 years ago
I need this
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Nosy faint grateful Coyote 6 comments
juliesmash · 4 years ago
I'm sorry... but that's the game.. if it makes you feel better I just lost the game again
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