juliesmash
I like to think that I'm normal, and then I remember that I'm me.
— Jules Report User
Let's stop for a second to appreciate this great guy 11 comments
juliesmash
· 4 years ago
I love him way more than Keanu
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Send me your best cursed images 6 comments
juliesmash
· 4 years ago
So I was seeing this guy and it was one of my first times at his place. I mentioned I was kinda hungry so he said he will be right back and goes upstairs to the kitchen. Comes down with a bowl of microwaved wieners for us to eat. No buns, no condiments, nothing except wieners lol.
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Show all of the things you carry in your pockets at work, and everyone has to guess your 3 comments
juliesmash
· 4 years ago
Smokes, lighter, pen, highlighter, sharpie, whiteboard marker, ibuprofen, and mentos
Princess Diana in Italy 1997. Lovely lady, lovely place, but you can see the loneliness ! 12 comments
juliesmash
· 4 years ago
No, you can be in the best places wearing the best clothes etc, but if you feel alone/are alone.. no money is going to help that..
Honestly, having money is hard to try to make friends because you always have to wonder if they have other intentions
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Honestly, having money is hard to try to make friends because you always have to wonder if they have other intentions
My younger self 14 comments
I've been waiting for this day all my life 5 comments
I've been waiting for this day all my life 5 comments
UFO 3 comments
juliesmash
· 4 years ago
Hahahhaa that reminds me of my 2 year old today..
*sees a plane flying overhead*
Her: mommy what's that?
Me: that's a plane!
Her: ...
Me: it flies in the air and it has people inside...
Her: .. no mommy... I don't like it
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*sees a plane flying overhead*
Her: mommy what's that?
Me: that's a plane!
Her: ...
Me: it flies in the air and it has people inside...
Her: .. no mommy... I don't like it
Just a title 12 comments
juliesmash
· 4 years ago
She got mad when we were driving home because she saw a bus and then lost sight of it... started screaming " WHERE THE BUS GO?" while crying hysterically
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Remarkable nosy sweltering Mole 4 comments
juliesmash
· 4 years ago
This is me but instead of dropping the keys- me carrying 2 backpacks, a purse, and whatever groceries after my daughter and I get home from work/daycare and her refusing to walk inside(which she is ver capable of)
Option A: SheHulk it and pick her up
Option B: Leave screaming child on driveway, bring stuff inside then proceed to take kicking and screaming child in.. (screaming because I left for literally 30 secs)
Option A: SheHulk it and pick her up
Option B: Leave screaming child on driveway, bring stuff inside then proceed to take kicking and screaming child in.. (screaming because I left for literally 30 secs)
Nosy faint grateful Coyote 6 comments
juliesmash
· 4 years ago
I'm sorry... but that's the game.. if it makes you feel better I just lost the game again
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