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"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

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Hah, vegan friends 4 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
I really hope that giraffe is OK.
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That's you 8 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
It's 23:05 over here. Gimme a break, "dad".
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'AWW NOW WE'RE FLYING AWAY-' 10 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
And for some reason not everyone has enough money ..
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'AWW NOW WE'RE FLYING AWAY-' 10 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Public healthcare
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We've all been there kiddo 1 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
I'm pretty sure it hides it from himself though.
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I call False Advertising 5 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
The monument isn't a monument. It's George Washington's dead body. All the paintings are of his disguise.
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Let’s hear them. The more niche the better 16 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Are you guys talking about the dinosaur thing? You know we're not supposed to!
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Money solves all problems 9 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Money won't solve all my problems but it would allow me to focus on the ones that aren't money-related. Oddly enough most of my problems were caused by insufficient money at one time or another from parents bankruptcy to having to take that job that messed up my back forever.
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Those good times 3 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Yes, if you had a lot of money a hundred years ago you could think "I have a lot of money" while you where dying from six different diseases and scurvy at the ripe old age of 43.
Splendid 9 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Me, a Swede: Pårt Ä slots intö Pårt Å then it rötates.
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VäLdigt roligt 4 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Voff
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@Jrlol3 7 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Good
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Sorry for the wall of text, I just needed to vent 9 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
This follows my principle of Do unto others as You would have them do unto You if You behaved like that.
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A guy in Illinois tweeted this. His wife went out of town for a week and she left him 11 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
I dunno, I've been married. Seems pretty accurate.
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An iceberg flipped over, and its underside is breathtaking 4 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Shit, the ice giants are getting out!
This guy has a point 5 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Perhaps he had a question about all this bear arms business?
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Computer or Ordinateur? 7 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Swedish: Dator!
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A̪̥̜ g̺̰̮̞̩̳o̩̙̠o͍d͓̼̠ o̲͇̥̩me̻̮͔n? 6 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
My therapist says toothpaste man isn't real.
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Lada airbag 2 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
On the positive side, he's alive so it worked.
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Switch on a 5 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Switch on a snitch?
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Spooktober 7 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Yaaaay, spoopy time!
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I have an orange one too 2 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
That's because cat owners generally aren't racist.
We did it boys, sexism is no more 11 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Also, male players should try smiling to look prettier.
Just a friendly reminder 18 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
This is actually funny AND good advice.
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