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"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

— karl Report User
Today, on bad ideas and poor decision making 5 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
I used to do "uppers and downers". You get speeded and mellow and your heart could stop at any given moment. Don't do drugs. Seriously, it's not worth it.
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Chilean Nazis on their way to execution (Seguro Obrero Massacre, 1938) 2 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
Organisations that don't support democracy and human rights should be protected by neither.
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Chilean Nazis on their way to execution (Seguro Obrero Massacre, 1938) 2 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
The Seguro Obrero massacre (Spanish: Matanza del Seguro Obrero, literally in English: Workers Insurance's Massacre) occurred on September 5, 1938, and was the Chilean government's response to an attempted coup d'état by the National Socialist Movement of Chile (MNSCh), whose members were known at the time as Nacistas as a Spanish version of "Nazis", with some differences that justified their option for a different name. After a failed coup involving a stand-off and a shootout, about 60 Nacistas who had surrendered after being given assurances, were summarily shot. About twenty others were killed during the fighting.
Source; Wikipedia
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On the right track 10 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
Wierd people don't call. We use shortwave radio.
Smoking meats, definitely 12 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
I like your attitude.
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Uneasy parched Monkey 1 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
I find myself watching less and less. Sometimes I just wanna check a video but when I see it's two 12 second ads just to see a funny dog I just turn it off and do something else.
King shit 10 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
Isn't that just a form of negging?
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owo 3 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
The "portrait" is a representation so people would feel more at ease with being ruled by giant monoliths.
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Smoking meats, definitely 12 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
I have a seething hatred for nazis, does that count?
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All bagged up and nowhere to go 8 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
The salt water is probably being repelled by the opposing forces of comedy.
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Sour cream vs Catfluff 10 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
*badum tish*
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Reese Witherspoon and her daughter 3 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
Witherspoon with her Witherspoon holding cups with their spoons.
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Change for a $20 bill, but pay with a card and it's like I had a sit-down dinner 3 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
Cause minimum wage doesn't pay enough to live on.
Oh damn it 16 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
I tried to stay asleep this morning because I dreamt I was surrounded by 200 petite redheads. Didn't get up until three. It was great.
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Federal Solider using pesticide sprayer to spray US, Portland protestors with unknown 3 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
It's just some harmless smoke to make the worker bees sleepy while we get the honey.
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Get organized 3 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
I need these!
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On the right track 10 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
Of course I know him. He's me.
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Mackapär 20 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
Okay, now I wanna make DnD adventure where you aid Pusnieckel the dwarf to take back her mine from the evil Schnüppel and Büppes corp.
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Mackapär 20 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
@xvarnah it means something like it. A "grej" is a thing and "mackapär" or "mojäng" is basically the same as thingamabob so kind of a thing-thingamabob.
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Authorized vehicles only 7 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
I know right! It's like .. there's the bridge .. the warning says your to high .. the red lights come on .. and BAM!! Another one bites the dust!
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Woof Hoof Hoof 20 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
It's contagious.
That don't impress me much .. 2 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
She's also not impressed much by him being Brad Pitt. Apparently she feels none of these things will keep her warm at night. I mean .. I'd be okay with freezing my butt off in a bed with Brad Pitt but that's just me I suppose.
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Mackapär 20 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
Fun Fact; In the Swedish version of Disney's Ariel "thingamabob" is translated as "grejjamackapär".
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Mackapär 20 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
Doodad, doohickey, thingammy and whatsit.
The english language seems particularly rich in these synonyms.
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Theoretical until proven innocent 4 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
Thank you *takes a bow*