Kezeal

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What happens next will amaze you 8 comments
kezeal · 6 years ago
Chances are most would've just taken the wallet and never contacted the owner. He's like half-good, half-bad. The golden middle.
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Spider-Man babies 17 comments
kezeal · 6 years ago
Yes.
She looks 12 31 comments
kezeal · 6 years ago
The third picture is fairly obviously about cunnilingus.
Get back at your ex boyfriend 14 comments
kezeal · 6 years ago
So when she was the one to cheat on him and he breaks up with her, he deserves it?
Seems legit. 7 comments
kezeal · 7 years ago
I knew it: CIA.
wow time flies 41 comments
kezeal · 7 years ago
And it has become a full circle once again.
What happened to us 9 comments
kezeal · 7 years ago
The buzz/nudge thing only came in the late days of MSN. I remember when custom emoticons came out on it, I had wayyy too many of those.
I Notice Everything 6 comments
kezeal · 7 years ago
This is so edgy that I almost cut my eye reading it.
I couldn't have even answered those, damn. 5 comments
kezeal · 7 years ago
I read the last one as "Love is when you hang yourselves".
Always consult an expert. 8 comments
kezeal · 7 years ago
3 vodkas per 2 people is what you need if you truly want them to be plastered, not simply fairly drunk.
Taxes 34 comments
kezeal · 7 years ago
Then when they're able to earn those luxuries, let them buy. Not while on welfare.
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Taxes 34 comments
kezeal · 7 years ago
If they can't stay off drugs it's their own fault, noone else's. Better give that money to a family that doesn't spend it on drugs.
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I'd watch it for sure. 9 comments
kezeal · 7 years ago
That's Christian though.
Please take your top off 10 comments
kezeal · 7 years ago
Only Tuesdays here... and when beautiful women are around.
Food 16 comments
kezeal · 7 years ago
There's a difference between good cheap food and dumpster diving.
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When kids clean their room 16 comments
kezeal · 7 years ago
I'm a hoarder. Nothing goes in the trash unless it's irreversibly broken and unusable.
Pureblood slytherin hermione 14 comments
kezeal · 7 years ago
Inbreds.
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Can't Understand Your Language 24 comments
kezeal · 7 years ago
You could just learn to pronounce words correctly. If people speaking a different language can do it, so can you.
Get it? 27 comments
kezeal · 7 years ago
After some googling, I found out it's from a Dr. Seuss book. That crap was never popular in my country, so "omg don't tell" is quite ridiculously stupid. People from other countries who haven't read the book couldn't get it.
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Colors guide 13 comments
kezeal · 7 years ago
That's pretty much what I got from it on the first sight.
Why people pirate movies 5 comments
kezeal · 7 years ago
It's actually thousands. If you go to a torrent site, you can see movie having thousands of seeders and leechers for a few months after they come out.
Pick up line genius 11 comments
kezeal · 7 years ago
The width and depth of the foot changes when you gain or lose weight. If you're fat and become slim, your shoes would be too large for you. Vice-versa, if you're slim and got fat, your shoes wouldn't fit you anymore.
English 5 comments
kezeal · 7 years ago
Grammatically incorrect.
Because f*ck Her 16 comments
kezeal · 7 years ago
Pork is considered white meat.
Why are we treating our prisoners better than out soldiers (in the US) 25 comments
kezeal · 7 years ago
How does it make you sleep calmly if people from your country shoot people in another country that aren't even invading yours?
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