'Toothless'

Cringed so hard

What a pussy move

So a hand shake is like a quickie

What cabin in the woods? Man this looks cool. Nicely camouflaged

Ice scream

Did you enjoy playing Zelda? Ba Dum Tss

Or you're leaving someone's house and they're like "drive safe!" And you're like "you too!" ...shite

His feetsies tell me otherwise

She thought of everyone :)

This is such a good idea! Bravo

As autocorrect would say, accomplished as duck

Get the F off my grass heh

Or something that rhymes with the last word of the title

Eye see what you did there

I've never seen a freer looking tied dog

It's not a stabbing, it's a surprise laceration